what is this / 01

[stiling]

[ The transmission starts off audio, a confused voice spluttering to itself as Stiles haplessly hits buttons on his communicator. ]

Okay, well, ya said Cape Kore like that means anything to me, but here's the thing, sucker, is that I've never been to a Cape Anything. --Who even lives near a cape, I'm not a cape kind of --

[ Video! It flips over and the face jumps and makes a few surprised shapes. ]

Well. Hello, guy. That just flashed. Nine-one-one? Hello? I'm, um. I'm not living here. There's been a mistake.

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[shesamarshmallow]

[And that eyebrow that just went up? Ignore the grin that goes along with it, Stiles, that eyebrow clearly says, "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, broski."]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one...

So have people told you what to watch out for? Like, "Don't go into the woods, don't trust people in lab coats who have people-sized suitcases?"

[stiling]

You'd have five cents! [ Beaming. ]

Yeah, yeah, I got filled in on some of it. Crazy, big-ass animals chilling in the woods and some creepers dumped us here and have lots of candy in their vans. Guess it wouldn't be very intimidating if we could just trounce our way on outta here sans becoming angry wolf dinner, though, right?

[shesamarshmallow]

And with that, I could get five pennies!

And people going missing, new people dropping in. Oh, and since you're sleeping on a couch? I'm just going to go out on a limb and say we're running out of bedspace.

[stiling]

[ Oh, yeah, something he hasn't exactly thought of. He rolls a shoulder around in something of a shrug. ]

Hey, there's always sleeping inside of a moose like in the olden days.

[shesamarshmallow]

Hey, with the universe-shenanigans, you might be able to find a Tauntaun. Do it right.

[stiling]

And she goes in for the reference. Be still my beating heart.

[shesamarshmallow]

Oh, come on. It's just a Star Wars reference. It's not like I'm the Dude or anything.

Which is something you can call me, by the way. The Dude.