what is this / 01

[stiling]

[ The transmission starts off audio, a confused voice spluttering to itself as Stiles haplessly hits buttons on his communicator. ]

Okay, well, ya said Cape Kore like that means anything to me, but here's the thing, sucker, is that I've never been to a Cape Anything. --Who even lives near a cape, I'm not a cape kind of --

[ Video! It flips over and the face jumps and makes a few surprised shapes. ]

Well. Hello, guy. That just flashed. Nine-one-one? Hello? I'm, um. I'm not living here. There's been a mistake.

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[ Video ]

[stiling]

That's not -

[ AND NOW HE'S STRIKING OUT, the disappointments continue to pile. Stiles' hands throw up into the air for a moment before he's back in frame. ]

My indignation pointed less at the sex and more so at the with Lydia portion of the- you know what, forget it. Congratulations on the getting laid.

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Maybe she just has good taste.

[He smiles.] I am attractive and objectively awesome.

[ Video ]

[stiling]

Well, okay, given and given! [ Even in rejection, cannot let up on these facts. Dammit. ] But she usually likes 'em, you know, a little more. Muscle-y. [ And less bright. ]

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

I've been scrawny all my life. I just know how to rock it.

[Honestly, he does know that he's attractive, but he'd been as surorised as anyone when Lyds had gone for it.]

[ Video ]

[stiling]

[ Smear campaign temporarily distracted. ]

- Yeah, how do you rock it? Because mostly I just go for the hiding things method.

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Confidence, man. Just know that you look awesome and learn some badass karate moves and the ladies will be yours. Guys, too. Some people are really into the skinny thing, especially people who like to hold someone down, if you catch my drift.

[He means kinky bondage, Stiles.]