what is this / 01

[stiling]

[ The transmission starts off audio, a confused voice spluttering to itself as Stiles haplessly hits buttons on his communicator. ]

Okay, well, ya said Cape Kore like that means anything to me, but here's the thing, sucker, is that I've never been to a Cape Anything. --Who even lives near a cape, I'm not a cape kind of --

[ Video! It flips over and the face jumps and makes a few surprised shapes. ]

Well. Hello, guy. That just flashed. Nine-one-one? Hello? I'm, um. I'm not living here. There's been a mistake.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

Vampires are cooler. Not the shitty, horrible, lame modern-teen-fiction ones. Real ones!

[... Because... okay, maybe he won't notice that she meant that literally. The vampire she and Bo knew was pretty damn awesome until Vex murdered his face. Hopefully he just thinks she's talking about the classic ones. Like Dracula! Or Count Chocula.]

Do you hang out with a lot of baseball fans? I just think they're handy to have around and then you get the added bonus of being able to look like that one gang from the Warriors when you're threatening to bash in skulls!

[stiling]

[ Re...al ones. Because it's not like Stiles is unfamiliar with the whole 'hey, supernatural shit is real' concept, but vampires are a new one, and you always have to be on edge. ] Like. Dracula?

I hang out with a lot of people with bats. I don't even think anyone plays baseball... [ He looks thoughtful for a moment, scrubbing furiously at his chin for his thinkpan to work. ] I mean, hey, yeah, give me a horror movie trope any more than the next guy, bat's good, but why always bats?

[onteamdyson]

[She stares at him, completely serious and more than a little relieved.] Yes. Exactly like Dracula. No, you know what? Come here, Cutieface McAwesomebrains. That was a DAMN good answer.

[Stiles, she hasn't known you that long, but you're getting a hug. For being awesome. And wicked-smart. And ADORABLE!]

I also have a crowbar if that makes you feel any better? I could use that instead.