¡peligro! x 003 x video

[gloryisbullshit]

I need a turntable. Gotta get a table, gotta get one stat. Like records, duh, for those of our viewers too far forward or too far backward, I gotta get me a table like for a ell pee. Help me. Come on, help me. I stole this hand from an artist and this hand from a masseuse, and I got two pockets fulla favors, so come on! This is life and death!

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[video]

[afallenstar]

[ For a moment, Anna just stares away at her communicator with a little confusion, because...well, he doesn't exactly make it easy to follow his train of thought. She flicks on her own feed after a moment, and if she's a little excited about actually being able to speak again, well, you can't really blame her. ]

Do you want some help looking? There might be one around somewhere here..

[video]

[gloryisbullshit]

Yes, yes, roger, mama. Cuz is there be records, it's gotta be there's a record player, right? Cuz who makes shoe without feet? Right? You know where to look?

[video]

[afallenstar]

How about the library, have you checked there? Otherwise I guess the houses around here might be our best bet.

[ She shrugs. Helpful Anna is helpful, Party. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

[Snorts.] Have you got a plan for getting people to let me into their houses? Trust me, I tried. [Breaking and entering tried, but hey, it's an effort!]

[afallenstar]

Ask nicely? We can check the empty houses while you work on your approach.

[gloryisbullshit]

You ask. I'll wear a bag on my head. No one will know. Deal?

[afallenstar]

[ You're getting raised eyebrows, serious raised eyebrows, and even an eyeroll to go with them, but- ]

Fine, I'll ask. But I still think you should.

[thezerothlaw]

[He's not remotely sure, but...]

You refer to an outmoded media storage playback device?

[gloryisbullshit]

And what, sacrifice my pride? Whattayou think I am?

[gloryisbullshit]

Hi, I'm sorry: outmoded? Danny. Danny.

[afallenstar]

Asking people for things isn't sacrificing pride, you know. It's not like they're not friendly here.

[preytosociety]

Why don't you just steal that, too, like you do with everything else?

[thezerothlaw]

I'm sorry, Party. I'm not sure what it is you're referring to.

[Media storage has taken a number of forms in the last 1700 years, that's all.]

[manofiron]

How's the search going? Any luck?

[silvergat]

The fuck does music even matter that much to you guys? [ Squint. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

No, but asking nicely? Who's been telling you I'm nice?

[gloryisbullshit]

[But no form more noble that the basic record! Party gapes, just appalled.] Look, just because you're a super-advanced super-bot doesn't mean the good-olds are outmoded! [He stretches out a hand to pet his precious records.] You'll hurt their feelings!

[gloryisbullshit]

Oh. My. Shit. Name one thing I stole. Name one.

[gloryisbullshit]

Do you have ears? Or a soul?

[afallenstar]

You were nice to me.

[gloryisbullshit]

No luck yet, but I'm barely started. Are you still fucking blind, batsy?

[gloryisbullshit]

Were being the operative. I'm now in asshole mode, asshole to everyone. That means you, birdy, so gird your loins.

[afallenstar]

Were? Guess I don't need to ask people to let you in their house to look for record players then.

[gloryisbullshit]

Naaaah, I need you to humanize me! Look, like an agent. Who doesn't wanna be an agent? And I'll be a great rockstar, come on. Perfect pairing.

[thezerothlaw]

[Daneel tilts his head, not sure how to take it.]

I don't believe they possess any sort of sentience, Party.