¡peligro! x 003 x video

[gloryisbullshit]

I need a turntable. Gotta get a table, gotta get one stat. Like records, duh, for those of our viewers too far forward or too far backward, I gotta get me a table like for a ell pee. Help me. Come on, help me. I stole this hand from an artist and this hand from a masseuse, and I got two pockets fulla favors, so come on! This is life and death!

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[video]

[afallenstar]

[ For a moment, Anna just stares away at her communicator with a little confusion, because...well, he doesn't exactly make it easy to follow his train of thought. She flicks on her own feed after a moment, and if she's a little excited about actually being able to speak again, well, you can't really blame her. ]

Do you want some help looking? There might be one around somewhere here..

[video]

[gloryisbullshit]

Yes, yes, roger, mama. Cuz is there be records, it's gotta be there's a record player, right? Cuz who makes shoe without feet? Right? You know where to look?

[video]

[afallenstar]

How about the library, have you checked there? Otherwise I guess the houses around here might be our best bet.

[ She shrugs. Helpful Anna is helpful, Party. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

[Snorts.] Have you got a plan for getting people to let me into their houses? Trust me, I tried. [Breaking and entering tried, but hey, it's an effort!]

[afallenstar]

Ask nicely? We can check the empty houses while you work on your approach.

[thezerothlaw]

[He's not remotely sure, but...]

You refer to an outmoded media storage playback device?

[gloryisbullshit]

Hi, I'm sorry: outmoded? Danny. Danny.

[thezerothlaw]

I'm sorry, Party. I'm not sure what it is you're referring to.

[Media storage has taken a number of forms in the last 1700 years, that's all.]

[gloryisbullshit]

[But no form more noble that the basic record! Party gapes, just appalled.] Look, just because you're a super-advanced super-bot doesn't mean the good-olds are outmoded! [He stretches out a hand to pet his precious records.] You'll hurt their feelings!

[preytosociety]

Why don't you just steal that, too, like you do with everything else?

[gloryisbullshit]

Oh. My. Shit. Name one thing I stole. Name one.

[preytosociety]

Precious moments of my life having to deal with your acute case of specialized insanity.

[Someone's in a very bad mood. Worse than usual.]

[gloryisbullshit]

[manofiron]

How's the search going? Any luck?

[gloryisbullshit]

No luck yet, but I'm barely started. Are you still fucking blind, batsy?

[manofiron]

Sadly, yes. And I haven't even developed a reliable sonar system to help me navigate, either. Something tells me you're going to have better luck than me.

[gloryisbullshit]

Mr. Stark, tell me you are actually fighting with designs on a--a reliable sonar system.

[silvergat]

The fuck does music even matter that much to you guys? [ Squint. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

Do you have ears? Or a soul?

[silvergat]

Ain't no such thing as soul, stupid. An' my ears work fine.

[gloryisbullshit]

Obviously they don't, and obviously I got something you're missing, and I'm like...eighty-percent sure it's a soul. Hey, where you at anyway?

[ audio ]

[gleans]

Into music, huh?

[gloryisbullshit]

Only as much as into breathing, is all.

[gleans]

Oh yeah? Did you actually score any records around here?

[gloryisbullshit]

Nah, I just want the needle on my body. Fuck yeah, I got records. They were a gift. [Ooh, he preens!]