Video || Lydia Martin || 05

[preytosociety]

First of all, any and all comments I've made about Stiles since the Secret Santa exchange are to be completely forgotten and disregarded as horrible lies made during a state of mind alteration. Any attempts at bringing them up after this point in time will result in severe bodily harm. [She smiles sweetly... oh wait.] Sorry, Dan.

[Ahem. Moving on.]

A lot of new people have shown up recently. Do we have a plan for gathering food when our supply runs out? Also, it would be nice to know what skills, if any, we collectively have as society.

Comments

[greenisnteasy]

Lydia has her work cut out for her dealing with the two of us.

[manofiron]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[greenisnteasy]

I do feel bad for her. She's a teenage genius like we were, and we're showing her a vision of her future.

[manofiron]

At least it's a sexy vision. It could be a horribly depressing, pathetic vision. No one likes those. Really, we're doing her a favor, giving her something to look forward to.

[greenisnteasy]

One day, you too will be 40 years old and acting out the childhood you were too intelligent to deal with the first time around.

[Or just didn't get to have. But this is public and also isn't a depressing conversation.]

[manofiron]

Be excited. It only gets better. Trust us, we know.

[greenisnteasy]

That is true. I have a lot more fun now. [And Tony's part of that. Bruce smiles and ducks his head, glad Tony can't see him.]

[manofiron]

That's because he met me. I'm the bringer of fun. Everybody needs someone like me in their lives.

[ Oh modesty, where art thou? ]

[greenisnteasy]

And how do you know that "now" was referring to you?

[He grins, challenging him.]

[manofiron]

Because there's no conceivable way it wouldn't be referring to me. I'm just that much fun.

[ He doesn't actually say duh, but his tone of voice certainly implies it. ]

[greenisnteasy]

[Bruce cracks and laughs.]

You're the Kool-Aid Man of fun, clearly.

[manofiron]

[ He can't really bust through a wall, but he can at least get the catchphrase right. ]

Oh yeah!