Kenzi Malikov (
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cape_kore2013-01-07 08:34 pm
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HEY! Hey, not-Loki. Nice one, not scary-as-balls one. My sugar buddy. I need to talk to you! We are desperately in need of delicious food stuffs over here and I know you got some magic fingers. What's a girl gotta do to get a pizza?! And/or a cake. Chocolate milkshakes and burritos are also acceptable.
Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!
Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!
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[Those other questions can all wait. If she's coming over to his place and knows anything at all about Anna, he needs to keep them away from each other. Knowing his name is bad enough.]
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My place will do.
[He'll just lock Anna in her room. No big.]
Just gimme a minute to get the cat out the way. Turns out the violent ginger thing isn't restricted to humans, y'know? Especially where chocolate's involved.
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After a sufficient amount of time has passed, there's a knock at the door!]
It's meeeeeeee. Obvi. Open up and cough up the goods! ... By goods, I mean cake. Not your junk.
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You sure? I even put on my special occasion underwear, just for you.
[He doesn't actually bother doing any of the normal greetings stuff, just walks through into the living room, presumably expecting her to follow since he doesn't stop talking.]
Just FYI, this doesn't make me your local take-out place or café or whatever. You start coming around here expecting to be fed every mealtime and I'll start locking the doors.
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[Yep. Okay. Following. That door thing isn't weird considering the guy pops rabbits out of thin air sometimes. No, wait! Thin hare. Hah, nailed it.]
Well, it's a good thing I can pick locks in my sleep, huh?
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[oh.]
Well, just scared shitless, actually. I must be losing my touch.
[There's a cake on the coffee table, neatly cut into slices already. It looks like diabetes given material form. Gabriel gestures vaguely to a chair, and takes the whole sofa for himself, stretching his legs out and grabbing a slice of cake as he sprawls. Somehow it doesn't crumble everywhere - even when he rests it on his jacket between bites it doesn't leave a mark. Hers will, if she tries it, but being a nice guy at heart he's provided a plate.]
I'll think up something suitably awful, anyway.
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Seriously doubt you scared him. And how the heck are you going to think of something awful when we've established that I'm not scared of you either, and you obvi love me. There wouldn't be cake if you didn't totally love me. This cake was born from the power of friendship, Gabe!
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[Okay, so maybe the reason Party would be 'bitchy' about Gabriel is the same reason anyone would, i.e. Gabriel is a huge doucheface.]
And FYI? The cake is here because I happen to like cake myself. I'm not making some huge sacrifice by agreeing to eat it with you, sugar. This is a tentative cake-based alliance which will be completely broken off if you call me Gabe again, I'm not some Californian surfer dude.
[Because obviously all people called Gabe are? It's best not to try to follow his logic sometimes.]
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UH-HUH! SURE! You just keep saying that and refusing to admit that we're buddies because, unlike you, I actually am delightful and we're totally buddies. [And wow, touchy. She smirks.] So you prefer Gabriel? Or maybe Slippery Jim. What is with you and names, anyway? Why the big secret!?
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[He crams a little too much cake into his mouth, and uses it as an excuse not to answer the name question. Well, he sort of answers the question. Just... not intelligibly, unless his answer is supposed to be either 'cake crumbs' or 'mmmmfghrblem'.]