Kenzi [006] Video

[onteamdyson]

HEY! Hey, not-Loki. Nice one, not scary-as-balls one. My sugar buddy. I need to talk to you! We are desperately in need of delicious food stuffs over here and I know you got some magic fingers. What's a girl gotta do to get a pizza?! And/or a cake. Chocolate milkshakes and burritos are also acceptable. 

Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!

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[gleans]

[ Shiftshift, head lean. ] Yeah, totally. Jess told me a little, but I remember reading something about it online a few years ago. It takes a lot of like... writing down what you remember, and thinking about certain things when you go to sleep. It's just... fucking weird to find out that dreams aren't just brain farts; like I was actually... going into other people's dreams. Changing them.

[onteamdyson]

Here's an idea. Don't do it. You know it's gonna happen, you can decide not to do it. Problem solved! You're welcome. That will be fifty bucks and signed CD when we get out of here.

[gleans]

Yeah, but -- here's the other thing I was wondering. If I stop it from happening, then it doesn't happen, right? And if it didn't happen, Jesse can't warn me. And if he doesn't warn me, I can't stop it from happening... do you see where I'm going? Like, why hasn't time blown up yet?

[onteamdyson]

Dude! Timelines. Jesse's from a separate timeline. By not doing it, you branch out and it splits. Get it? Trust me. I spent like... eight hours trying to explain this shit to Bo during a sci-fi marathon. Also, she isn't allowed to watch the Matrix if she's gonna ask stupid questions. It's a rule.

[gleans]

Uuuuugh. Fuck. [ He flops back on the couch, rubbing his head. ] This place is gonna make me crazy. I'm taking you with me.

[onteamdyson]

[She beams at that, pretty thankful that he's not looking.] Yeah, you think so? Only if Bo comes, too. My girl needs me. You take me, we're finding her. That's the deal.

[gleans]

Yeah, sure, she can come too, I guess. [ He grins a little. ] Since I guess I've gotta take Jesse.

[onteamdyson]

[PFFFT! That gets him a punch to the shoulder. Barely a punch! A punch for babies. Not that she goes around punching babies...] You guess? Like hell you'd ever leave without him. Shut up.

[The bright-ass smile fades to a smirk and she nods.] He's a good guy. I like him. Nice choice, Squishy. Boy is fiiiiiine.

[gleans]

[ He smirks back, almost conspiratorially. ] Mmmmhmm. I knew I hired him for a reason. [ ... Wait, does she know he's a roadie? THAT SOUNDS BAD. And now he's cackle-giggling. ] Oh, god -- he's a stage hand -- roadie. I met him cuz he was looking for a job.

[onteamdyson]

WOW! Okay, thanks for adding that last part. You went from shifty as heeeeeeeeell back to nicest guy I know in a second. Well, not all nice if you're hiring pretty dudes to stare at their butts while they lug heavy equipment all over... and carry amps and stuff, too, I guess. [Yeah. Yeah, she made that joke. The fuck are you gonna do about it? NOTHING!]

[gleans]

[ A-pfffffff. More snickering, a little blushing. ] Hey, he's qualified as hell. The, uh -- the pretty thing was just a bonus.

[onteamdyson]

Mmmmmhm. How do you even test these qualifications, put him in the Scottish games? CABER TOSS?! Wire-untangling race, the winner gets a job, the loser gets death! Oh man-- that actually sounds wicked. I should have been a roadie!

[gleans]

Yeah. That's it exactly. He looks fantastic in a kilt. [ Grin! ]

[onteamdyson]

[ .... huh. Picturing--] Okay, right, so if we're all going to be living in this house, I'm going to need a detailed schedule of his shower usage. For research purposes. And science.

[gleans]

[ He snorts and -- pffffahaha. ] Oh really?

[onteamdyson]

Hey, I was born with eyes, Galen! Not using them to their full potential is just like slapping blind people in the face! You're so insensitive. God.

[SERIOUSLY, GALEN. HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL? THINK OF THE SIGHTLESS.]

[gleans]

[ Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's still grinning. ] I think you're gonna have to ask him about that.

[onteamdyson]

Asking, accidentally walking by at the right time, what's the difference? [Well good, because she's grinning, too. And MOSTLY JOKING! Mostly. Accidents happen, okay? Just ask Clint. Who ... is still missing. Someone should probably check on that.]

[gleans]

Don't let him hear you, he'll run with it. [ Not that Galen takes much issue with Jesse flirting; he knows he does that with everyone. ] He's one of the biggest fucking flirts I've ever met.

[onteamdyson]

[Kenzi snickers and just watches Galen for a few seconds.] Hey. I'm happy you have him. [She leans forward and kisses him on the cheek before pushing up off the couch and heading over to the stairs.]

I gotta take care of some stuff, but we'll hang out later, right?

[gleans]

[ Galen smiles, then leans back against the couch arm as she goes. ] Alright, good luck on the cake hunt. Don't forget the crossbow.