001 :: Veronica Mars :: [video]

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

So here's an interesting thing. I distinctly remember eating some stuff last night because I'm a growing girl and that's what growing girls do, and when I woke up this morning, it's back. Which means someone was in my place last night, and yes, my doors and windows were locked. Not because I don't trust any of you. But I definitely don't trust some of you. [She kids. Except not really.]

And whoever went into my bedroom last night, it makes me sad that you didn't leave a note. So how about you speak up and we get to know each other?

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[goodluckkobra]

I don't have a pole, but I could do a dance if you really want me to. Kinda hard to see it with the camera on my wrist, though.

[He's pretty sure he lacks the upper body strength for pole-dancing... also the hotness, but he's never above looking dumb if it makes someone smile.]

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I'm not sure I could stomach a dance that doesn't include a pole.

I'm just striking out all over the place.

So how'd you try to break your camera?

[goodluckkobra]

Too bad. Let me know if you find a pole or change your mind.

I hit it with my chair. [He makes a smashing sound.] It was pretty broken when I went to sleep.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

How was your chair? And what happened to the mess? Just out of curiosity.

[goodluckkobra]

Chair is fine, but it was fine to begin with. Mess is mostly gone, but there's some plastic bits in the carpet that I guess I should clean before I step on them.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

So they fixed the camera, but not the mess.

Damn. They couldn't have run a maid service for us?

[goodluckkobra]

Right? Like they just wanna watch me touch myself and cut my foot open and it's a weird fetish.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

[FULL STOP.]

You touch yourself? On camera?

Is that a hobby of yours?

[goodluckkobra]

Well, it might be more fun with someone else, but I'm alone.

[He shrugs.]

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

[Veronica snorts at that.]

Yeah. You're going to be the resident flirt here, aren't you?

[goodluckkobra]

Is that a paid position or do I have to prove myself through some kind of unpaid thing? Because I can definitely deliver.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

In this economy? Look around, kiddo. No one's at the bank. We don't even have a bank.

Nope. We'll have to pay you in peanuts.

[goodluckkobra]

Well, there goes my career as the town prostitute. How else am I supposed to earn my keep... Wow, I was totally hitting on you without even knowing your name. Sorry.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

[Veronica laughs, realizes she's laughing, and quickly tries to be professional again.]

Veronica. Veronica Mars. And who are you, oh pole-less man of my dreams?

[goodluckkobra]

Name's Kobra with a K.

[Ah, he totally got her to crack. He wins!]

When are you from?

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

Kobra with a K. Like Mortal Kombat. Got it.

[And... when? But then, why not when? They've already got people who think they might be from other universes.]

2005. What about you?

[goodluckkobra]

[He grins.] Just like that!

I'm from 2019. The world went to shit about seven years ago.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

[Veronica's eyes widen.]

Wow. Yeah. You're so much sexier now that I know you might have radiation poisoning or be the Terminator sent here to kill me before I fulfill my destiny.

[goodluckkobra]

The Terminator is totally sexy, but I'm a little skinny for that, don't you think? I'm more likely to be the kid. [He laughs.]

I don't have radiation poisoning, though. I think I'd know if I did. It's hard not to know the symptoms when it's an actual danger for you.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

Wow. I wonder if there's a Hazmat suit around here I can sleep in.

[goodluckkobra]

I wouldn't worry about radiation. Everything looks so green here. I think the trees would be messed up or something.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

So... Are you saying that my future includes growing a third arm? No offense, but I hope I come from a different universe.

[goodluckkobra]

There's a war coming. In 2012. Get to another continent, because they might still be okay, but America's pretty much decimated and there's not much left of California other than desert. That's where I've been. I don't know what else is out there. Better Living says we're all that's left, but they lie about everything else.

[flatasgodmademe.livejournal.com]

Oh, fantastic. I guess Neptune gets blasted out of existence. Which... would not be the worst thing to happen to Neptune.

I mean, of course I'm from California. That's just my luck, right?

[goodluckkobra]

No fuckin' clue where Neptune is, but I was near LA before everything went. Now the dessert's the safest place.

If it makes you feel better, there might be nothing outside of California. Who knows?