003 | Kobra Kid | [Video]

[goodluckkobra]

HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS!

[ He laughs and then his volume comes down. ]

My hearing came back, no thanks to any of you dickfaces. Anyone know where I can get peroxide or somethin'. I think my roots are comin' in.

[ It might be of note that his roots were already well past coming in when he got here a month ago. ]

Or, you know, if anyone's looking for a good time... [ He lounges back on his bed with what he believes is a sexy grin, but it's probably closer to dorky. ]

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[manofiron]

Does that actually work? The good time advertisement? Because if it does, I need to get in on this.

[onteamdyson]

If you find any, let me do it! I'll totes fix your hair. Might need a ladder...

[laevisilaufeyson]

Is that an open proposition to the entire network? Not very wise. Never know what kind of unsavoury sort might answer.

[Case in point.]

[agentx13]

I suppose people are supposed to use their dickfaces for that good time of yours. [ Sharon's voice is wry, even a little cold. She can't believe this kid. ]

Curiosity, Kid. Do you actually expect anyone to take you up on your... overly friendly offer?

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[goodluckkobra]

Depends, kinda. Sometimes, though, yeah. Sometimes no one's really in the mood an that's cool.

[ His grin widens. ] Why, you wanna come test it out?

[goodluckkobra]

Yes, awesome, this is why you're my favorite everything, Kenz! 'Cause fuck if I'm letting Ghoul near my head with chemicals right now.

[onteamdyson]

That sounds foreboding. What the crap did you do this time? [Because you start shit with everyone, KK, and your kobradorable little face doesn't always get you out of it!]

[goodluckkobra]

[ Well, that just earns more grinning and lounging, Mr. Sexy Wrathful God. ]

Oh, I dunno. Unsavory might be exactly what I'm lookin' for right now.

[goodluckkobra]

You do know that some people just like having sex, right?

[ He's got his hearing back and he can hear the capital K in that Kid, Sharon. He can HEAR it, so even your nefarious ways can't ruin his mood! ]

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[manofiron]

I'm going to remember this. Might have to borrow it some day.

[ Tony smirks back at him. ]

And if I said yes?

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[goodluckkobra]

Then I assume we'd have sex, right? Preferably the hot kind.

[ He's still got it. Take that, Lydia! ]

[goodluckkobra]

I told some chick he had an STD. [ It was totally funny, Kenzi. It's what bros do, okay? ]

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[manofiron]

The only kind of sex anyone ever has with me is the hot kind. I'm like, physically incapable of having anything else.

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[goodluckkobra]

I think you might need to prove it. [ Not that he sounds like he's really challenging that. It's more like he's excited by the prospect of it, because yes. ]

Name's Kobra, by the way. [ The cheesy so you have something to yell is totally implied, right? ]

[laevisilaufeyson]

Well.

[Have a solemn little bow of the head then.]

Perhaps hypothetically the prince of lies qualifies as suitably unsavoury to satisfy the terms of your equally hypothetical search.

[goodluckkobra]

'Long as the sex isn't a lie, I'd be pretty happy with that.

[ Come on, KK's not against lying. He's pretty full of shit all on his own! ]

Hypothetically, I'd ask if he preferred his own place or mine. [ They could even use Ghoul's bed instead of his race car bed, because sex in a race car bed sounds like the unsexy kind of painful. ]

[laevisilaufeyson]

And I suspect he would hypothetically respond that it's entirely inconsequential, unless it matters that he can reach you more quickly than you can him.

[goodluckkobra]

Right. I'd just wait here patiently, then. [ Except he's not good at patient, so right after the feed cuts out, he's heading to Ghoul's room and pulling off his shirt at the same time. ]

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[manofiron]

The question isn't if I can prove it or not. It's how many times do you want me to prove it?

[ Maybe being shameless isn't the best first impression he could make, but it's certainly an honest one. ]

Kobra, huh? I like it. I'm Tony.

[gleans]

[ Oh dear, Kobra, he's actually embarrassed for you! ]

Did you seriously just make a public booty call?

[onteamdyson]

OH EM GEE! You're such an ass! But he was a dick to Galen so he deserves it. [And an eyebrow raise] You're still in trouble for knocking him out, dude.

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[preytosociety]

This entire situation better stay hypothetical.

[preytosociety]

So you finally realized how ridiculous your hair looks. Wow, you really noticed in record time. Maybe you should just shave it off.

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[laevisilaufeyson]

Goodness. A jilted lover? This is intriguing.

You needn't worry. I shall return him to you in one piece.

[laevisilaufeyson]

[Loki isn't fussy. There's nothing in this that needs to be anything more than casual, and so nothing that needs be prepared, no more than the usual care taken with appearances. Or entrances. His is entirely unceremonious, just a brief rush of air which seems to carry him along from nowhere with it.

Just that, and the quirk of his eyebrows.]

Eager.

[Or businesslike. He approves of either about equally.]

Do you prefer males or females? I'm happy to accommodate.