003 | Kobra Kid | [Video]

[goodluckkobra]

HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS!

[ He laughs and then his volume comes down. ]

My hearing came back, no thanks to any of you dickfaces. Anyone know where I can get peroxide or somethin'. I think my roots are comin' in.

[ It might be of note that his roots were already well past coming in when he got here a month ago. ]

Or, you know, if anyone's looking for a good time... [ He lounges back on his bed with what he believes is a sexy grin, but it's probably closer to dorky. ]

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[manofiron]

Does that actually work? The good time advertisement? Because if it does, I need to get in on this.

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[goodluckkobra]

Depends, kinda. Sometimes, though, yeah. Sometimes no one's really in the mood an that's cool.

[ His grin widens. ] Why, you wanna come test it out?

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[manofiron]

I'm going to remember this. Might have to borrow it some day.

[ Tony smirks back at him. ]

And if I said yes?

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[goodluckkobra]

Then I assume we'd have sex, right? Preferably the hot kind.

[ He's still got it. Take that, Lydia! ]

[onteamdyson]

If you find any, let me do it! I'll totes fix your hair. Might need a ladder...

[goodluckkobra]

Yes, awesome, this is why you're my favorite everything, Kenz! 'Cause fuck if I'm letting Ghoul near my head with chemicals right now.

[onteamdyson]

That sounds foreboding. What the crap did you do this time? [Because you start shit with everyone, KK, and your kobradorable little face doesn't always get you out of it!]

[goodluckkobra]

I told some chick he had an STD. [ It was totally funny, Kenzi. It's what bros do, okay? ]

[laevisilaufeyson]

Is that an open proposition to the entire network? Not very wise. Never know what kind of unsavoury sort might answer.

[Case in point.]

[goodluckkobra]

[ Well, that just earns more grinning and lounging, Mr. Sexy Wrathful God. ]

Oh, I dunno. Unsavory might be exactly what I'm lookin' for right now.

[laevisilaufeyson]

Well.

[Have a solemn little bow of the head then.]

Perhaps hypothetically the prince of lies qualifies as suitably unsavoury to satisfy the terms of your equally hypothetical search.

[goodluckkobra]

'Long as the sex isn't a lie, I'd be pretty happy with that.

[ Come on, KK's not against lying. He's pretty full of shit all on his own! ]

Hypothetically, I'd ask if he preferred his own place or mine. [ They could even use Ghoul's bed instead of his race car bed, because sex in a race car bed sounds like the unsexy kind of painful. ]

[agentx13]

I suppose people are supposed to use their dickfaces for that good time of yours. [ Sharon's voice is wry, even a little cold. She can't believe this kid. ]

Curiosity, Kid. Do you actually expect anyone to take you up on your... overly friendly offer?

[goodluckkobra]

You do know that some people just like having sex, right?

[ He's got his hearing back and he can hear the capital K in that Kid, Sharon. He can HEAR it, so even your nefarious ways can't ruin his mood! ]

[agentx13]

I'm familiar with the concept, but still don't see how it would relate to you.

[goodluckkobra]

Some people like sex with me. [ A pause. ] 'Cause I'm super hot. Do you, like, not have eyes?

[gleans]

[ Oh dear, Kobra, he's actually embarrassed for you! ]

Did you seriously just make a public booty call?

[goodluckkobra]

Yeah, I did. Why, you interested?

[ He's joking. He's really joking. He'd say the same thing to Party, but this isn't Party, it's some other guy with Party's fucking face. Ah, fuck everything. Clones are too confusing. ]

[gleans]

Um. [ Ew. ] No. How exactly is that working out for you, though?

[preytosociety]

So you finally realized how ridiculous your hair looks. Wow, you really noticed in record time. Maybe you should just shave it off.

[goodluckkobra]

[ Shave his precious hair?!!!!!!!! ]

You shave yours first!

[ Yes, that is the snappiest thing he could think of... ]

[preytosociety]

[Really, Kobra? Well... not much better than what she came up with. And she can't think of anything to else to say that isn't hurtful in an irreparable way, so she just glares at him.

This isn't awkward at all.]

[gloryisbullshit]

Hi, are you not already tended to? Don't be a ho.

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[goodluckkobra]

I am not tended to, shitbreath. You wanna do it?

[ Why is it more comfortable to say that to Party than it is to say it to Party's face-snatcher? ]

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[gloryisbullshit]

Okay, did you and your infant girlfriend break up, because I'm still fucking reeling from the loss, what is happening?