|Video 003|---|Troy Barnes?|

[buttsoupbarnes]

 [A seemingly distressed Troy paces back and forth.]

Look- I'm recording now to prove you're not real! Who are you?

[From Troy's perspective, a dark doppelganger appears before him. A mirror image with a sinister twist. While it may look just like him there is nothing but the most violent evil behind those empty eyes.

From a normal person's perspective, Troy spins around in place and places a black felt beard to his face]

Isn't it obvious, Troy? I'm the real you. The you that you'd like to be. Just think of me as... a security blanket.

[He removes the beard to speak as "Normal Troy" This pattern continues as the "two" exchange dialog]

You mean like Mr. Fuzz'n'Warm?

Yes, Troy. Exactly like Mr. Fuzz'n'Warm

...I don't get it. Why do I need a blanket? I'm not cold. And I sincerely doubt a handsome man would even really keep me warm anyway.

Don't you see Troy? You're all alone. Your friends aren't here. This place is dangerous.  

[Troy is slightly taken aback with the sobering reminder that he is quite alone]

...And how exactly do you think you can rectify my situation?

By becoming the most dangerous thing out here, myself.

Wh-What exactly are you trying to say? 

What I'm saying, Troy, is: Welcome to the darkest timeline.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

[Ugh. Okay. Communicators are bad fucking news right now because the screen is kind of reflective sometimes. But she'll risk it to talk to Troy who has obviously lost his shit and gone crazy.

... crazier.]

T-DOG, WHAT THE HELL? Is this some elaborate monologue? Are you trying out for a play? Do you seriously have a blankie?

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[facilitated]

[ She sure picked the best day to get dropped into town, didn't she? ]

This is...adorable, but not that funny. Is this what you guys do all day? Is it really that boring here?

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[magnets]

[ Jeez, this place is full of weirdos. It's like he stumbled into some entire trap- town. ]

Alright, now do Die Hard.

[ Hey, he's got the beard for it. ]

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[foundacause]

Oh look. Seems like someone else remembered to take their crazy pills this morning.

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[hung_garian]

Great. Absurdist theater, just what this place needed. Hey, can you do Rosencrantz and Guildenstern next? I love that one.