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Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes ([personal profile] buttsoupbarnes) wrote in [community profile] cape_kore2013-01-23 12:52 am

|Video 003|---|Troy Barnes?|

 [A seemingly distressed Troy paces back and forth.]

Look- I'm recording now to prove you're not real! Who are you?

[From Troy's perspective, a dark doppelganger appears before him. A mirror image with a sinister twist. While it may look just like him there is nothing but the most violent evil behind those empty eyes.

From a normal person's perspective, Troy spins around in place and places a black felt beard to his face]

Isn't it obvious, Troy? I'm the real you. The you that you'd like to be. Just think of me as... a security blanket.

[He removes the beard to speak as "Normal Troy" This pattern continues as the "two" exchange dialog]

You mean like Mr. Fuzz'n'Warm?

Yes, Troy. Exactly like Mr. Fuzz'n'Warm

...I don't get it. Why do I need a blanket? I'm not cold. And I sincerely doubt a handsome man would even really keep me warm anyway.

Don't you see Troy? You're all alone. Your friends aren't here. This place is dangerous.  

[Troy is slightly taken aback with the sobering reminder that he is quite alone]

...And how exactly do you think you can rectify my situation?

By becoming the most dangerous thing out here, myself.

Wh-What exactly are you trying to say? 

What I'm saying, Troy, is: Welcome to the darkest timeline.





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[personal profile] facilitated 2013-02-02 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
And I bet when you say penis, I mean 'place I need to aim my knee for if you try and show me that'.