Kenzi [007] Accidental Video --> Audio

[onteamdyson]

[The video turns on as Kenzi cracks the screen with a jagged shard of glass. The communicator is still on her wrist, filming the ceiling of the upstairs bathroom. The mirror has been shattered and most of the glass pieces have fallen to the floor, but a few remain in the frame. The hand that holds the larger piece is covered in blood. She appears to be sitting on the edge of the bathtub.

She swears and mumbles something in Russian before bringing the shard down again. The video cuts out.]

HA! Fucking-- try it now, you crusty, wrinkled-ass, bitch. Two down... a billion to go. Break the mirrors in your houses! Smash the hell out of them. Do it. It's the only way to keep her out-- [There's the sound of the shard hitting the floor and Kenzi cries out.]

Hale? Hale, you know what I'm talking about, right? You totes remember! ... Hale?

Comments

Re: [ Private ]

[onteamdyson]

[Oh holy shit. That is NOT okay.] You saw him? Where? Are you okay? Why the fuck would I call you if he killed you the first time? No way! You gotta stay safe, dorkface. God. I'm fine! What's he gonna do to me anyway? Make me walk the plank? You're the wanted criminals, not me.

[Because she's totes safe right now, bleeding on everything. Yep. Not already hurt as it is. Making great decisions.]

[ Private ]

[goodluckkobra]

Yeah, I saw him. I fought him. He thinks our Girl is here and he's lookin' for her. You see a cute little girl with big hair, you hide her, okay? You hide both'a you. I'm going to kill him and keep all my ladies safe.

[ Private ]

[onteamdyson]

... Haven't seen any kids here. [Maybe the old lady got to them already. Oh god. Who's next? No, focus!] If I see her, I'll keep her. Promise. You wanna do a blood oath? I'm already exceedingly prepared for it!

[ Private ]

[goodluckkobra]

You bleeding? Wrap that shit, Kenz. You ever seen a gnarly infection? You're too pretty.

[ A pause. ]

You need backup? No more mirrors in the church.

[ Private ]

[onteamdyson]

[Ha. Hahaha. Kobra, if only you knew about her arm.] I can handle it. Don't worry about it.

[But she hasn't seen him since she did his hair. And she's worried about him and this guy and the others and now a little girl?]

Meet me there in an hour?

[ Private ]

[goodluckkobra]

The church? Yeah, just announce yourself so I don't hurt you.

[ Private ]

[onteamdyson]

Hahaha... haha... ha. [Like he could ever hurt her-- woah, he might. Okay.] You got it, Boss.

[Later, when she finally shows up, she announces her presence by shouting] KOBRA KID IS A PANSY-ASS JERK SPATULA AND KENZI IS THE FREAKIN' BEST! ... Also it's me. I'm here. [Knock knock knock! Sup KK? Don't mind the bandages hidden under the sleeves of her hoodie and the baseball bat in her hands.]

[ Private ]

[goodluckkobra]

Kenz! Fuck, where's the fuckin' witch at?

[ He runs up to hug her, though his knife stays in his hand. He hasn't let it go in at least a day. ]

Fucking fuck, we gotta stay safe, Kenz.

I totes... meant action.

[onteamdyson]

Not here, dude, It's cool. I stopped her. [For now. Oh, okay, hugs. Hugs are good. She likes Kobra hugs. And at least she can put her bat down to hug safely! Jeeze.]

Holy crap. Calm your face. You get swear-y-er when you panic. We're safe! Look how safe we are right now-- [Shadows. Shadows no. No it's nothing. It's fine! They're fine.]

whoops

[goodluckkobra]

No. No, there's a fuckin' witch and fuckin' Korse and fuckin' everything. Fuck!

[ He totally doesn't get curse-y-er! ]

And I can't be fuckin' calm when shit's goin' down!

[onteamdyson]

Heeeeeeeeey, hey hey hey. Shush. [Come here, KK, let her hold your face. Shush.] Nothing we can't handle, right? Super heroes, remember?

[goodluckkobra]

Yeah, 'course. I just don't handle shit calmly is all. [ He laughs. ] Let's kick some ass.

[onteamdyson]

Wait. What if... your bald villain dude shows up and then the light reflects off his head and then Baba Yaga jumps out and it's both at once?

[goodluckkobra]

[ A long pause as he mulls that over. ]

Then we might need some backup.

[onteamdyson]

Or we could hide in the confessional! As long as you keep in mind that this is not a sexy, horribly doomed, panic, hiding moment.

[goodluckkobra]

But it could be.

[ There go the eyebrows. Ladies can't resist the eyebrows. ]

[onteamdyson]

[Hope you like punches to the KOBRA KIDNEY! Okay, just one punch and a smug smile.] Could NOT! In your dreams, dork knight.

[goodluckkobra]

[ He curls over a little, giggling. ] One day, you will give in to my animal magnetism.

[onteamdyson]

Ha! You think so, do ya? I'm not as easy as a god. [But he does get a kiss on the cheek while he's down at her altitude for a change.]

So hiding? We should hide? Hiding is the best plan.

[goodluckkobra]

Yes. [ He sobers up. ] I have to keep my Kenzi safe. Otherwise who will keep me humble?

[ He wraps an arm around her shoulders. ] This place is like a fortress.

[onteamdyson]

Your ego would just grow out of control and suffocate the whole town. People would be powerless to your charm and attractive hair. It would be madness!

[Well fine, then he gets an arm around his waist. Not because she's scared or anything. That's stupid. It's for safety.] Fortress of Badassitude?

[goodluckkobra]

I'm glad you understand. [ He kisses her cheek. ] And yeah, I didn't pick this building on account of my being into God and shit.