001 | Castiel | [Accidental Video]

[happytobleed]

[The wearer is obviously unaware that the thing on their wrist is recording anything. The image moves with their arm. It's a bedroom. There's a brief flash of another person and then the screen fills with a glow.]

'Cas, what the hell.'

[Now, there are trees and a road. The wearer starts to run. There's a glint of something long and metallic in his hand. There's a crash somewhere and they stop cold, panting harshly.

They move towards the sound slowly until finally it's revealed to be a squirrel.]

... How? Dean?!

Comments

[happytobleed]

I have a sense of humor. I've made jokes. You can ask Dean.

[hung_garian]

I think I'd rather not.

[happytobleed]

Have you found anything useful about this place or do you only have jokes to offer?

[hung_garian]

Mostly just frivolities, I'm afraid.

[happytobleed]

And I take it you are equally as cut off as I am right now?

[hung_garian]

Stuck in jail with no immediate prospect of rolling doubles, if that's what you mean.

[happytobleed]

[Castiel is only mildly certain that that is what he mean, but he nods, anyway.]

You don't seem very concerned.

[hung_garian]

Whatever's going on here, it's less crap so far than what was going on back home.

[happytobleed]

[Castiel doesn't hide his surprise well.]

I suppose you're right. In either of our times.

[hung_garian]

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure this is gonna go tits up faster than Katie Price, but... [he shrugs.] Not like that's anything new for us.

[happytobleed]

No, I believe you are right, though. I was running from the Leviathan. I can't imagine what could be out there that is worse. We'll survive.

[hung_garian]

Because we do have such a good track record on that one.

[happytobleed]

Something keeps bringing us back. Aren't you in the least bit curious as to what that is or why?

[hung_garian]

Sure, I'm curious. I'm also 90% certain that when we do find out what or why, we're not going to like it. Way of the world, kid.

[happytobleed]

Perhaps not, but I'd like to know what it is all the same. I believed it to be our Father, but why would He bring us here?

[hung_garian]

If it's for more of that Apocalypse bullshit, He can go fuck Himself.

[happytobleed]

It shouldn't be unless someone has let Lucifer out again somehow. I cannot promise a different world-ending scenario isn't on the horizon, but it's not ours.

[hung_garian]

How very reassuring. [But more importantly - ] So you got him back in his box, huh? Good job. Harder shoving him into that thing than it is getting a cat into a carrier. What about Michael? Not too ticked off about not being able to destroy the world, I hope.

[happytobleed]

Michael is also in Lucifer's cage. They are trapped together down there. [Where they can take things out on each other and not everyone and everything else. It seems fitting.] Though I'm sure he is angry about it.

[hung_garian]

Better angry than dead.

[And hey, maybe they'll even work things out after a while, who knows.]

[happytobleed]

It would be best if they could both just go to sleep... for the rest of time, at least. I think we would all rest easier or at least be able to focus more fully on the other things that step up to fill the void of things that threaten the planet.

[hung_garian]

Hold up there, are you suggesting having them taken to the vet and put down? 'Cause, hey, getting them into the carrier's gonna be hard enough, let alone finding a needle big enough to get 'em injected.

[happytobleed]

That was not what I was suggesting, though I can't say I would complain. I'm simply uneasy at the idea that they can still get out. Raphael spent a lot of time after we locked them away trying to break them out again.

[hung_garian]

Well, I guess he would.

[Raphael had always depended so on Michael and the Plan, after all.]

Leave 'em be and quit worrying. Sounds like you've got bigger problems on your plate.

[happytobleed]

You're right.

[The bigger problems are, of course, Castiel's own fault.]

I'm glad to see that you are alive and well, Gabriel.