Gabriel | Video | 05 | Day 53

[hung_garian]

I see a lot of you kind people have been signing up for extracurriculars. Scouting, hunting, washing the dishes, all that sort of thing. Buuuuuut, I couldn't help noticing a bit of a gap in these activities, which I brought to the attention of our fearless leader and got his permission to fill! Sort of. Our little town is so lucky to have such a devoted mayor. Three cheers for ol' what's-his-face, et cetera.

[It's almost all true. The permission bit isn't, predictably, but the guy hadn't forbidden it. Not in as many words, at least... and not that that would stop Gabriel.]

So, uh, anyone willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and join me in testing the safety of the chocolate, alcohol and bedsprings, possibly all at the same time... sign up here. I know, I know -- I'm not saying it'll be easy. Hells, I'm not even saying any of us'll make it out alive. But those of you prepared to give your all in the service of your gilded cage and your fellow vacationers, you'll be doing the right thing. You'll be remembered as heroes.

[Needless to say, he's bored. Somebody entertain him before he takes up serial murder again...]

Comments

[thelittlestbub]

Aw, nuts. I got here too late for the shower? Well, that one could have been negotiable. Too bad.

[Bad, Jubilee.]

Sure. I was just headed over to the bar to get a beer and see if Logan was there.

[hung_garian]

He was when he replied to this, and my money says he still is, so I suppose I'll see you there.

[thelittlestbub]

Figures. If I can't find him that's where he is.

See you there.

[hung_garian]

[A nod.]

See you, kid.