Gabriel | Video | 05 | Day 53

[hung_garian]

I see a lot of you kind people have been signing up for extracurriculars. Scouting, hunting, washing the dishes, all that sort of thing. Buuuuuut, I couldn't help noticing a bit of a gap in these activities, which I brought to the attention of our fearless leader and got his permission to fill! Sort of. Our little town is so lucky to have such a devoted mayor. Three cheers for ol' what's-his-face, et cetera.

[It's almost all true. The permission bit isn't, predictably, but the guy hadn't forbidden it. Not in as many words, at least... and not that that would stop Gabriel.]

So, uh, anyone willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and join me in testing the safety of the chocolate, alcohol and bedsprings, possibly all at the same time... sign up here. I know, I know -- I'm not saying it'll be easy. Hells, I'm not even saying any of us'll make it out alive. But those of you prepared to give your all in the service of your gilded cage and your fellow vacationers, you'll be doing the right thing. You'll be remembered as heroes.

[Needless to say, he's bored. Somebody entertain him before he takes up serial murder again...]

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[servingmichael]

...What are you doing?

[He's actually curious.]

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[hung_garian]

I'm either propositioning the population en masse, or aggravating them. Not sure yet. We'll see.

[Trying to get a reaction of any kind whatsoever, that is to say. Attention-seeking, Gabriel? Surely not.]

[manofiron]

I'm starting to think this works in every world but the one I come from.

[hung_garian]

Well, here's hoping you're right. It'd save a lot of effort.

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[tryingitall]

Gabriel? Gabriel. Did you just hit on everyone?

[Because that's beautiful. He might be a little choked up right now.]

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[hung_garian]

Well, with a few exceptions based on archangel-ness... yes. Yes, I did.

[A proud little grin. What? His pick-up technique is flawless! Never mind that it hasn't worked so far.]

Watch and learn, young Padawan.

[thelittlestbub]

Chocolate and alcohol? Sure, I'm there. Not so much on the bedsprings, though.

[hung_garian]

Sofa springs?

[plaidsamurai]

Ain't like there's a line for this place... [Behind Logan you can see, the probably very familiar, ceiling and wall of the bar. He raises his bottle of beer in a toast at the wrist communicator.]

[hung_garian]

I see you've already started... you brave soul, you.

[A grin. Drinking doesn't have much effect on Gabriel, so he rarely bothers, but he's always been fond of drunks.]

Want some company? No one oughtta go through such an ordeal alone.

[stiling]

Chocolate.

I distinctly heard chocolate.

[hung_garian]

Did you indeed? So you don't need a hearing aid after all. Congratulations, my bat-eared little friend.

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[afallenstar]

If you're going to solicit the whole town, can you do it somewhere I won't see next time?

[ See look, Anna filtered everyone out! It's not hard Gabriel. She's so not impressed here. ]

I don't want to know what you do when I'm not here, okay?

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[hung_garian]

Don't be such a wuss, I don't use your bed.

[Pause.]

But you might wanna be wary of the sofa, I haven't got around to laundering the cushions yet and it's starting to smell a little funny.

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[charring]

I can help with the alcohol.

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[hung_garian]

You martyr, you. Bar sound good?

[And, as an afterthought which really should've been the main question:]

How old are you?

[hark_and_hush]

You know, I'd be more than happy to help with the chocolate and maybe some of the alcohol.

[ She smiles. ]

Hi, man-of-many-names.

[hung_garian]

Of course you would be. So's everyone else. I'm starting to think I'll have to test the bedsprings all on my own.

[Because sulking will get him laid. Definitely.]

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[mentis]

[ Trying so hard not to laugh. ] Charming.

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[hung_garian]

Oh, yeah. Known for it. So much so that they modelled a Disney prince or two on me.

[He takes a curious look at Charles, at least as far as he can, over the communicator. With how often he replies to other people (albeit usually with the intention of bothering them), it's a little unusual for him not to recognise someone.]

And who're you?

[theassassin]

See...And here I was worried I was going to have to keep an eye on you, but I think you're going to end up handling yourself.

[hung_garian]

Well, maybe I am. Feel free to keep an eye on me anyway, though, it'll be a hell of a show.

[brittanator]

[She can't believe she has to talk to this guy about this again.]

Do you have any idea how wrong everything you're saying is? Everything.

[hung_garian]

What's your problem, honey? Catholic guilt? I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump n' grind.

[NEVER LET GABRIEL TALK AGAIN]

[onteamdyson]

Are you just allergic to ever being serious ever?

[hung_garian]

Actually, yes. I foam at the mouth and fall over, it's not pretty.

[disbar]

Charming, disgusting, and oddly to the point. [ It's an odd mix of himself and Pierce, and that, quite frankly, is too disturbing for words. ]

[hung_garian]

Gee, thanks, Mr. Cowell. And, uh, out of 10, what do you think you could find it in your heart to give me?