cape_kore | Gabriel | Video | 05

I see a lot of you kind people have been signing up for extracurriculars. Scouting, hunting, washing the dishes, all that sort of thing. Buuuuuut, I couldn't help noticing a bit of a gap in these activities, which I brought to the attention of our fearless leader and got his permission to fill! Sort of. Our little town is so lucky to have such a devoted mayor. Three cheers for ol' what's-his-face, et cetera.

[It's almost all true. The permission bit isn't, predictably, but the guy hadn't forbidden it. Not in as many words, at least... and not that that would stop Gabriel.]

So, uh, anyone willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and join me in testing the safety of the chocolate, alcohol and bedsprings, possibly all at the same time... sign up here. I know, I know -- I'm not saying it'll be easy. Hells, I'm not even saying any of us'll make it out alive. But those of you prepared to give your all in the service of your gilded cage and your fellow vacationers, you'll be doing the right thing. You'll be remembered as heroes.

[Needless to say, he's bored. Somebody entertain him before he takes up serial murder again...]

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I'll take that as a no, then.

It sounds like a disease.

Yeah, you're not far off. It doesn't matter - it's just a little joke.

[And not one he particularly wants to keep discussing, because it's also a pretty boring one.]

So, uh, unless you wanted to take me up on any of those offers, I think I'm gonna have to go deal with the long line of people who do want to, so...

Ah, no. I'm afraid not. Though good luck with that.

[ He offers up another smile before he ends the feed. ]

Gabriel | Video | 05 | Day 53

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