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[noblexcompanion]

[ Guess who has also seen the mysterious flyer and is far from happy? That's right. One irate ginger fireball. Beware Cape Kore. Beware. ]

Maneater?! MANEATER?! Oh. My. God. Seriously?! Is that what people think about me? [ She squeaks. A very indignant squeak. ]

Rude! I'm not a flippin' maneater!

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[noblexcompanion]

The flyer implied it. Maneater. Tart. Slapper. Same thing!

[manofiron]

And is any of that true?

[noblexcompanion]

NO! Absolutely not! [ ... a little. ]

[manofiron]

Then why do you care what a flyer says?

[noblexcompanion]

Because! People will read it and believe it whether it's true or not!

[manofiron]

Then they're either idiots or an easy lay, depending on what you're looking for. What's the problem?

[noblexcompanion]

I don't want people to think I'm a maneater. Because I'm not. I have not had a single snog since I got here! [ At least, she doesn't think she has... ]

[manofiron]

You know, I think if people thought you were a maneater, that rumor would've been all around town already. No one would need the flyer. Honestly, that's the kind of rumor I keep an ear out for. You know, personal interest. And I haven't heard anything like it. I think you're safe.

[noblexcompanion]

You look out for maneaters, hm? For your protection or for some fun?

[manofiron]

Definitely for fun.

[ Shame? What shame? ]

[noblexcompanion]

Well good for you. We all need a hobby. Womanising is just as good as stamp collecting.

[manofiron]

It is. It was. It's kind of a former hobby now, but I still keep my ear to the ground, you know?

[noblexcompanion]

Oh? And what do you do for fun these days?

[manofiron]

Have a lot of sex with the same person. It's great.

[noblexcompanion]

I believe that's what people call a relationship...

[manofiron]

Shhh.

[ He adopts a totally unconvincing stage whisper. ]

Don't say that too loud. It might ruin my reputation.

[noblexcompanion]

Nothing wrong with being with just one person. Are you married to them?

[manofiron]

No. How about you? Married? Dating? Forswearing off any and all romantic entanglements?

[noblexcompanion]

It's... complicated.

[manofiron]

Mine is too. Welcome to the club. We have nifty pins and happy hour every Tuesday and Thursday.

[noblexcompanion]

Do we get membership cards?

[manofiron]

I can make us some of you want one.

[noblexcompanion]

Fabulous! I'm in!

[manofiron]

Great. I'll get those cards made up right away.

[noblexcompanion]

I hope this club is better than Weight Watchers, or Brownies.