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[noblexcompanion]

[ Guess who has also seen the mysterious flyer and is far from happy? That's right. One irate ginger fireball. Beware Cape Kore. Beware. ]

Maneater?! MANEATER?! Oh. My. God. Seriously?! Is that what people think about me? [ She squeaks. A very indignant squeak. ]

Rude! I'm not a flippin' maneater!

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[manofiron]

You know, if you are, it's okay. Some men would probably like that kind of thing.

[noblexcompanion]

I am not a maneater! I'm not a slapper! [ ... Shut up. Maybe just a little bit of one... ]

[manofiron]

Who said anything about being a slapper?

[ He didn't. Consider him intrigued. ]

[onteamdyson]

No one thinks that about you, D. Don't even pay any attention to it, you hear me? It's bullshit. All of it. You're the sweetest lady I know!

[noblexcompanion]

Maybe we could burn all the flyers? There was a rumour about you too, wasn't there?

[onteamdyson]

[Grrrrr!] ... Yeah. There was. And like I said, IT'S BULLSHIT! Been ripping them up when I see them, but there's like a billion and five.

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[tryingitall]

I wouldn't know what people think, love, but now I'll never be able to get that damn Hall & Oates song out of my head.

[Maybe he's a little too prone to earworms.]

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[noblexcompanion]

[ Oh hey! It's the gorgeous guy she told about alien mad scientist theories.

Maybe referring to him as 'the gorgeous guy' is not good, considering everything... ]

Well, at least it's not the worst song to have stuck in your head...

[tryingitall]

[Who is he to argue with being called 'gorgeous'? Even if that's really more of a compliment to his vessel than him. He'll take it.]

Oh, most certainly not. I can think of several worse options off the top of my heard.

In any case, clearly you don't only come out at night, because here you are, so we've already disproved part of the rumor.

[hung_garian]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[noblexcompanion]

I don't want the whole place thinking I'm a slapper!

[hung_garian]

Don't you? It's a fun reputation to have, take my word for it.

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[charring]

Donna? You're feeding into what the people who wrote that want.

[noblexcompanion]

How are we supposed to just ignore it? Do you know how powerful the written word is? The damage it can cause?

[charring]

Yes. [She told Rolling Stone about her ordeal in hopes that those written words would bring the Shop to their knees.]

At the same time, try to not let it get to you. I don't think you're a maneater.

[gleans]

Hey, it's all bullshit anyway. Try not to let it get to you.

[noblexcompanion]

I'm trying... but ugh. It's slander is what it is-- or sommat like that.

How are you so calm about it? Doesn't it worry you what people think?

[gleans]

Not really? I guess I'm used to it, being in music. But you know it's bullshit, right? So like -- keep that in mind. Like, I know I'm not cheating on Jesse, and that's what matters, right?

[dowhatisays]

Whoever said it's probably just jealous, sweetheart.

[Oh look, a lady. Charm mode: ON]

[noblexcompanion]

[ Cool your guns, mister. She is immune to your charm. Well, okay, she's not. Charm away! ]

Jealous? Of what, exactly? I'm nowt special, and I'm not a tart!

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[happytobleed]

I don't think I've ever seen you eat a man.

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[noblexcompanion]

[ Dammit Cas, why do you have to be so adorable? ]

It... it's just an expression... There's no actual eating of men involved...

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[happytobleed]

I don't understand, but I don't understand the one about myself, either.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Ma'am, I wouldn't take it too seriously. I think these flyers are just meant to tear us apart and cause a bunch of trouble. I don't think anybody really thinks that of you.

[noblexcompanion]

I hope so! I don't want the men fleeing in fear. And if I ever find whoever wrote the flyer, I will punch their lights out!