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[noblexcompanion]

[ Guess who has also seen the mysterious flyer and is far from happy? That's right. One irate ginger fireball. Beware Cape Kore. Beware. ]

Maneater?! MANEATER?! Oh. My. God. Seriously?! Is that what people think about me? [ She squeaks. A very indignant squeak. ]

Rude! I'm not a flippin' maneater!

Comments

[noblexcompanion]

No! I don't want people thinking it just takes one smile and I'll drop my knickers.

[hung_garian]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure no one was thinking that. I for one was imagining at least a few minutes of witty banter before any underwear was significantly rearranged.

[noblexcompanion]

Oh right, because that's so much better. Ugh. Stupid flyer.

[hung_garian]

I don't know, I thought it was a pretty good read. Maybe not hugely reliable, but half-truths are always more fun than full ones.

[Then again, his perspective - as someone not included - is probably going to be quite different to hers.]

[noblexcompanion]

It's slander. It's not even decent gossip, it's just mean.

[hung_garian]

Would you prefer whoever it is wrote about one of your real shameful secrets, then?

[noblexcompanion]

Well, no, course not. They're secrets for a reason!

[hung_garian]

Sooo... you wanna rethink that criticism, maybe?

[noblexcompanion]

No. Because instead of spreading lies, rumours or secrets they could be doing sommat useful instead like a survival guide or finding food.

[hung_garian]

I take it you're using 'useful' as a synonym for 'boring' here, then.

[noblexcompanion]

Survival isn't boring! I like being alive, ta.

[hung_garian]

Being alive? Yeah, that's great. Super-fun. A guide for it, though? Guaranteed recipe for boredom. You figure it out as you go along, that's what makes life interesting.

[noblexcompanion]

Until you get mauled by the local wildlife.

[hung_garian]

So don't try getting friendly with the bears. Even I can figure that shit out without a guide, and I'm not exactly known for common sense, so I'm pretty sure people can get by without a book of handy hints, y'know?

[noblexcompanion]

Well... [ Huff. ] They could write cooking books instead. How to make meals out of limited supplies!

[hung_garian]

Meals?

[Have a blank stare. Who needs meals when you can just live off candy bars?]

[noblexcompanion]

[ Not everyone has that luxury. ]

Yeah, meals. You know, those things people eat...

[hung_garian]

Are they the ones that involve vegetables? Because, uh... gross.

[He's just playing dumb, of course. He does know what meals are. But annoying and/or confusing people is fun, because he's a Responsible And Mature Adult.]

[noblexcompanion]

But how do you expect to grow up big and strong without your veggies?

[hung_garian]

I'm average height.

[noblexcompanion]

Touchy. I never said you weren't.

[hung_garian]

It was implied.

[noblexcompanion]

I was referring more to body mass and muscle.

[hung_garian]

Don't judge a book by its cover, sweetheart. I'm stronger than I look.

[noblexcompanion]

You'd be even stronger if you ate your vegetables.