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[noblexcompanion]

[ Guess who has also seen the mysterious flyer and is far from happy? That's right. One irate ginger fireball. Beware Cape Kore. Beware. ]

Maneater?! MANEATER?! Oh. My. God. Seriously?! Is that what people think about me? [ She squeaks. A very indignant squeak. ]

Rude! I'm not a flippin' maneater!

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[noblexcompanion]

Well... [ Huff. ] They could write cooking books instead. How to make meals out of limited supplies!

[hung_garian]

Meals?

[Have a blank stare. Who needs meals when you can just live off candy bars?]

[noblexcompanion]

[ Not everyone has that luxury. ]

Yeah, meals. You know, those things people eat...

[hung_garian]

Are they the ones that involve vegetables? Because, uh... gross.

[He's just playing dumb, of course. He does know what meals are. But annoying and/or confusing people is fun, because he's a Responsible And Mature Adult.]

[noblexcompanion]

But how do you expect to grow up big and strong without your veggies?

[hung_garian]

I'm average height.

[noblexcompanion]

Touchy. I never said you weren't.

[hung_garian]

It was implied.

[noblexcompanion]

I was referring more to body mass and muscle.

[hung_garian]

Don't judge a book by its cover, sweetheart. I'm stronger than I look.

[noblexcompanion]

You'd be even stronger if you ate your vegetables.

[hung_garian]

Think I'd prefer the protein shakes, but thanks for the advice.

[noblexcompanion]

Vegetables are nice. You're missing out. Besides, what else is there to eat in this place?

[hung_garian]

Nuh uh. They're icky. And FYI, there's plenty to eat, if you know where to look.

[He bites pointedly into a candy bar that he definitely hadn't been holding last time his other hand had been on screen.]

[noblexcompanion]

[ dfjhkdshf Gabe! Quit it with the magic candy! ]

... You really need to let me know who your supplier is...

[hung_garian]

Nah. He's a pretty shy guy. Scared of strangers, especially of the female variety. You know the type, I'm sure - and he wouldn't take at all well to a maneater turning up and demanding some sugar.

[noblexcompanion]

OI! You cheeky git! We've been over this! I'm not a maneater.

[hung_garian]

So you say, but he's a cautious man. A rumour's enough to get his guard up.

[noblexcompanion]

[ Huff. ]

Fine. You can bring me candy instead then!

[hung_garian]

Oh? You'll allow me that most prestigious of honours, will you?

[noblexcompanion]

I suppose, since it's you and you're a cutie.

[hung_garian]

I know I am. Course, I also know the difference between sincerity and someone trying to get something outta me, so at least in this case, flattery will get you nowhere.

[noblexcompanion]

You are a cutie though.

[hung_garian]

Sweetheart, do you hear me arguing that point?

[noblexcompanion]

Modest too!