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[noblexcompanion]

[ Guess who has also seen the mysterious flyer and is far from happy? That's right. One irate ginger fireball. Beware Cape Kore. Beware. ]

Maneater?! MANEATER?! Oh. My. God. Seriously?! Is that what people think about me? [ She squeaks. A very indignant squeak. ]

Rude! I'm not a flippin' maneater!

Comments

[noblexcompanion]

Maybe we could burn all the flyers? There was a rumour about you too, wasn't there?

[onteamdyson]

[Grrrrr!] ... Yeah. There was. And like I said, IT'S BULLSHIT! Been ripping them up when I see them, but there's like a billion and five.

[noblexcompanion]

Maybe it's a ploy to turn us all against each other and make us rip each other's heads off?

[onteamdyson]

Only head that's gonna get ripped off is the head of whoever put these out there! I mean, the one about me is definitely not true, and the one about you is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. This is slander! We should sue. I'll represent us. Who needs law school, anyway?

[noblexcompanion]

I don't think regular laws apply here.

[onteamdyson]

Awesome. Regular laws legit suck massive balls. We can make up our own laws! Fight the power, Donna!

[noblexcompanion]

Until they kill us in our sleep or sommat.

[onteamdyson]

Sleep is for the weak! Donna, think positive. We can take turns, sleep in shifts, carry a bunch of knives at all times, and seek vengeance for besmirching our good names-- ... well... for besmirching your good name and just being plain wrong about me.

[noblexcompanion]

[ That earns a laugh out of her. ]

Vengeance! Let's do it!

[onteamdyson]

[That's what she likes to hear! The ... the laughter, not the vows of vengeance. That's a bonus in this case.]

You know I totally lurve you, right? You're totes my girl, Donna!

[noblexcompanion]

We totally need a girly night soon. Junk food is exactly what he need to get over these stupid rumours.

[onteamdyson]

Holy crap, we so do! When and where? I'll be there. Does rabbit jerky count as junk food? Because... that's about all I got right now. Unless I go harass Mr. Magicpants.

[noblexcompanion]

Rabbit jerky? That's... different. There's still some chocolate custard here, and I still got some baking stuff left so I can make us muffins or sommat.

I'm free whenever you are!

[onteamdyson]

Yeah... I used to go hunting with Party. Tapping into my inner wilderness survival dude, you know? [Now she just goes by herself.]

You have no idea how much I would love that right now. Actually, maybe you do. How about tonight?!

[noblexcompanion]

[ Sob. Party. Her adopted baby. ]

Tonight sounds perfect. Come over any time!