[VOICE; LOCKED to "Pendragon"]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Someone hasn't eaten in a few days and is starting to get peckish. She's hesitant to go down this road, but so far this is the only prospect aside from Carter, who she respects a bit too much.

So her lazy drawl comes on over the communications network, appropriately in ancient Norse because...why not?]

I'm starting to think that you were all talk, darling.

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[primogen_vampirate]

You'll find, my dear, that my loyalty is hard-earned. But also fiercely true.

[hung_garian]

That's good to know. You'll probably find mine's not worth earning. God of mischief, etc. - I'm kind of renowned for being capricious.

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, you're certainly going to keep life interesting.

[hung_garian]

I like to think so.

[primogen_vampirate]

[She offers him her hand.]

[hung_garian]

[He looks at it with a raised eyebrow for a moment, then takes it.]

[primogen_vampirate]

Let's keep it interesting.

[She shakes his hand.]

[hung_garian]

Please. We couldn't be boring if we tried.

[primogen_vampirate]

[She laughs.]

I think I rather agree.

[hung_garian]

Course you do. Interesting little fact about me, I'm always right.

[primogen_vampirate]

What a left-handed remark.

[hung_garian]

Har, har.

[He sticks his tongue out. Heaven's deadliest weapon, right.]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Mina laughs. This man is the most interesting person she's met in a very long time. And that's saying something.]

I think our collective wit will be the death of us. Or, more enjoyably, everyone else.

[hung_garian]

Watch out, sweetheart, you're starting to sound a little bit Draculaic.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, I assure you. I have nothing to do with the Ordo Dracul.

Introverted oddballs. All of them.

[hung_garian]

Well, of course. How silly of me.

[primogen_vampirate]

Vampires must be very different in your world.

[hung_garian]

Mm. Well, maybe. Can't say I hang out with them much. They certainly don't do your little sparkly trick.

[primogen_vampirate]

The vampires in my world don't do it either, I assure you.

Perhaps sometime when we're very bored or very drunk, I'll give you a history lesson.

[hung_garian]

Oh, goody. History lessons are always my go-to entertainment when I'm already feeling bored.

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, it's always better while intoxicated.

[hung_garian]

True, but, uh, good luck getting me into a state of inebriation. It's a lot easier said than done. Which is a shame, 'cause I could do with a bit of drunken disorder, but hey, what can you do.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, what a pity.

Well, I believe anything is possible.

[hung_garian]

Well, if you run across a fully stocked bar, let me know. Might be enough to get me tipsy.

[Though in all fairness, he can probably conjure up quite a bit of alcohol just on his own. He might try it, now the idea's been planted. Finding out that two of the people you love more than anything would, given the chance, stab you to death - he's not been having a great week.]

[primogen_vampirate]

What was it your giant said? Something about how, as long as there's whiskey, this place won't get too Darwinian.