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[stiling]

[ He's distracted by his fingers first and foremost, flexing them, a distinct lack of claws branching off of each of them - just regular old nails, bitten down to the quick. ] I kinda miss it.

[ But he's here for a real reason, and his arms half-heartedly wave a bit to remind himself to get back on topic. ]

Clippers? Some kind of shaving implement?

[ Stiles gestures to the all of his head and his hair, which is getting a little- well. Un-Stiles. ]

I'll take a rogue pair of well-aimed scissors. A freaking lawn mower, man, Jesus, I don't know.

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[undomesticated]

[Excuse her while she gives you a brow-raised look, Stiles.]

Wow. You're getting to be a real mountain man. Wait, is this a person or a gorilla talking?

[This is sarcasm, Stiles. Your hair is barely a couple inches long.]

Is there some kind of lice epidemic going on I don't know about?

[stiling]

I'm gonna be like Bear Grylls soon. Peeing into my own jars and drinking them for sustenance. [ His tongue sticks out, an 'ick' out of his mouth as he violently shakes his head. ] Nuh uh. Not for me.

There could be! Little- [ He squishes his finger close as if she doesn't know how big lice are. ] tiny pieces of awful all up in my hair.

[ But finally after a beat, he gives a shrug, cagily shooting out a vague, ] I don't know, I like it short.

[undomesticated]

Okay, we are so not that desperate yet. [Please tell her they weren't.]

Itty bitty buglings crawling all over your scalp? I think you'd feel them. [She'd had fleas before. She knew this.

But she smiled, tipping her head sideways as she looked at him in the communicator.]

Would you trust me with something sharp around your cranium?

[stiling]

Maybe we should. [ His eyes widen a little, playfully mocking, as his face turns into a kind of grin. ] Constant vigilance.

I think I feel the hair there which is the real problem. You can just sense it growing. It's best to kind of cut off the bugsy problem before it even gets a chance to get into action, right?

[ His mouth opens, a slow creak coming out of it before he speaks for real. ] Depending on the sharp object. Are we talking katana here? I don't do rapier either.

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[bostonhowler]

Do you want a high and tight like the Marines wear, or do you want something more casual?

[She holds up a pair of scissors and a straight razor. Both of which she's capable of using.]

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[stiling]

Just the way I came out. [ He shrugs lackadaisically and then stops talking about things like his birth in front of pretty ladies. ]

That all depends, [ and he squints an eye in quiet judgment. ] How qualified are you to be around sharp objects?

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[bostonhowler]

I used to cut my Da's hair. He didn't trust civilian barbers to get the military high and tight right.

[She closes the razor.]

It's been a while since I used a straight razor, but I can do it.

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[stiling]

[ He grins a little at the story. The mention of parents is getting him a little stupidly sappy lately. He misses his dad. ]

Well, hang on a sec, how long is 'a while'? Are we talkin' years, months, how out of razor practice are we on this day?

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[hexappeal]

But if you give it some time, you could grow a rad rat tail! [Hopefully she's kidding.]

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[stiling]

Um. [ Stiles splutters out a bit of a laugh. Also hoping she's kidding. ] The nineties called, they want their hair back.

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[hexappeal]

You were, like, what? just being born in the 90s?

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[stiling]

No! [ MANLY MAN. Not that manly a man. ] Yes. Okay, caught. Definitely didn't have one of said rat tails when I was little. That would be- laaaaaaame.

[plaidsamurai]

Desperate enough to use a lawn mower? If yer gal there falls through I'll cut it for you. I ain't rusty at all with my razors.

[stiling]

[ He snorts a little, amused. ] "My" gal. That's a- different thing, that's. Ahem.

Razors, huh? [ A quirk of a smile. ] No offense, dude, but it doesn't look like you get up to all that much shaving. Do you really have one?

[plaidsamurai]

I meant yer hairdresser gal.

Hey. I shave every day.

Almost.

Almost every day. [He breaks into a grin of his own and rubs his chin, which doesn't prove much since it's already stubble. Compared to his chops though, he must be shaving with something.]

Yea. I've got a handful of 'em.

[stiling]

Oh! Oh, yeah. The lot of them. I thought you meant- my gal, my gal, that's- never mind.

Uh-huh. I'll believe it when I see it. [ But he grins too, sits up a little straighter. ] How many razors you hoarding over there and why aren't you sharing anyway?

[hung_garian]

Don't listen to these losers. Go with the lawnmower, it'll be so much more fun.

[stiling]

Right? Talk about a close shave. I'm trying to bring the whole headless chic thing into the light. It's not catching on yet.

[hung_garian]

No? What a shame - there's plenty of people here who'd be much more attractive without their heads. [Cough] Winchester [cough].

[burnburnburn]

Is there anyone around here you'd actually trust to trim hair neatly?

[He's brushing his own, overly long hair out of his face, looking irritated with the locks]

[stiling]

Considering the caliber of people here? Really shouldn't. We're a bunch of weirdos.

That being said, beggars can't be choosers and all that junk. Your hair doing the misbehaving dance too?

[burnburnburn]

I never wear it this long, but I'm not about to trust someone near my head with a blade if I haven't seen how they use it. You might end up looking like an actual beggar if you leave it up to some here.

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[goodluckkobra]

What about some dye?

[ He sure does look suspiciously innocent right now as he grins at Stiles. ]

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[stiling]

[ Youuuuuu are getting the most suspicious look right now. ]

Yeah. Uh huh. Remind me not to let you near me with any kind of small unmarked potential dye boxes. Waddya want me to have, blue? Pink? [ Beat, then genuinely curious: ] Could I pull off pink?

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[goodluckkobra]

If I say yes, will you let me do it?

[ That's a pretty firm no. ]

What if we get some bleach and give you a skunk stripe? Totally badass!