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[porcelainpride]

[Kurt's alive~ Albeit a little worse-for-wear looking, all bedraggled and pale and looking very much like he hasn't slept at all for the last four days.

But he manages an anemic smile for the camera, reaching up and patting futilely at his mussed hair.] So...I think I've finally gotten the diner up to code. Or as close as it'll ever get. So....feel free to..come over...please. [His voice breaks a little and he blinks rapidly before abruptly turning the camera off.]

Comments

[porcelainpride]

Mash the banana's without eating them, please.

[goodluckkobra]

Okay, but only 'cause I just ate like a million cookies.

[He starts to gather the bananas and get to work. Man, oh, man! Banana bread!]

[porcelainpride]

[Kurt's going to flutter around the kitchen like a culinary butterfly, mumbling to himself as he grabs ingredients.] ...ohhhh, chocolate chips! And I saw some peanut butter, so we can definitely achieve monkey bread!

[goodluckkobra]

You're kinda amazing. Just so you know. I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you, if that's cool.

[He smiles and watches Kurt as he mashes the bananas.]

[porcelainpride]

[Blinks a couple times, then smiles.] That's a sweet, if a bit confusing compliment. I don't think I'd fit.

[goodluckkobra]

You totally would. [He laughs. Kurt is actually completely adorable. Kobra's pretty sure that he's about the most innocent non-child he's met, though. It's kind of a relief to be around someone who seems so well-adjusted and actually afraid of weird things. It's like he's totally untouched by how shitty the world is or something.]

What next?

[porcelainpride]

[Either that or he's exceptionally good at compartmentalizing. There is monkey bread to be made and therefore it's not time to think about shitty things.]

I wouldn't! I'm almost six feet tall! [Lies; he's five-foot-eight.] Now we need to mix things. Have you ever sifted?

[goodluckkobra]

[Kobra knows exactly how tall Kurt isn't, but he's not going to call him on it.]

Only through a dumpster. [Badum ching!]

[porcelainpride]

....clever, very very clever.

[goodluckkobra]

I find that the cleverness distracts from all the other stuff. [He laughs.]

[porcelainpride]

What other stuff?

[goodluckkobra]

General lack of judgment and the smell.

[Of course he showers now that he has one, but that really hadn't been the case before.]

[porcelainpride]

You smell lovely. Like bananas.

[goodluckkobra]

[Kobra laughs.] Don't smell lovely when I don't have a shower. Even my non-showering friends complain.

[porcelainpride]

I don't think anyone here is the picture of cleanliness, really.

[goodluckkobra]

You have no idea what the difference running water makes.