002 | Phil Coulson | [Video]

[theshield_agent]

[He's pointing his wrist at the giant box in the center of town.]

Anyone want to tell me what the heck I'm looking at. I think I heard "old Norse" and that just begs the question of whether we have anyone who can read old Norse. I'm afraid I don't speak any dead languages, myself, and this isn't anything I've seen before.

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[greenisnteasy]

[Bruce just grins at first, and then he laughs too, ducking his head.]

That's what I'm good for. Making everyone else look cooler by comparison.

[theshield_agent]

Yeah, you do seem to be hedging in on my territory. How would you like it if I was suddenly a brilliant scientist?

Not that that's going to happen.

[greenisnteasy]

I would like that a lot, actually. Science parties are the best parties.

We cook pancakes on hot plates. It's crazy.

[theshield_agent]

That's sounds horrifically unsanitary and I've been soaked in other people's blood.

Not going to happen, though. I haven't taken a science class in almost 30 years.

[greenisnteasy]

Please, Phil. Step one in that experience is cleaning. What kind of science operation do you think this is?

[Surprisingly? Phil seems pretty okay.]