[VIDEO; LOCKED to the Master]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Mina decides to expend the willpower, to appear on camera. She's been fairly selective about that, but at the moment, she's looking to make impressions. And so, there she is. A handsome woman, in a three piece, pin-striped suit, a ring on every finger, and a fedora, tilted down to a precise angle, over one eye.]

Hello.

I understand that you're a Time Lord.

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[bornofdeath]

[He's just ... not going to say anything for a while.]

So are we done or...?

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, hardly. We are, after all, trapped here together. Like one great, big, happy family.

[bornofdeath]

So, what? Are you suggest we all get together for a garden party and awkwardly pretend to like each other like most families?

[primogen_vampirate]

I do hope that's not your idea of a good time.

[bornofdeath]

How could it ever be? You suggested the family idea.

[primogen_vampirate]

What do families have to do with fun?

[bornofdeath]

I don't know, I didn't really have one. Or I did, just didn't care to know them well. Time Lord's don't usually do family.

[primogen_vampirate]

Mmm, nor do Kindred, in general.

[bornofdeath]

Kindred? --

Actually, second thought, don't care. I'm more curious if this is it. You know, is this all you wanted from this? Casual chatter? Because that's not my thing.

[primogen_vampirate]

There's no such thing as casual chatter.

[bornofdeath]

Well, it's not exactly rapid invested conversation about a specific thing. It's small talk at best. I could of sworn there was meant to be a purpose here.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, but there is.

[bornofdeath]

Then please hurry and elaborate before I lost interest.

[primogen_vampirate]

Just learning a bit about you, darling.

[bornofdeath]

Well you've probably learned nothing so I would either ask the Doctor or give up.

[primogen_vampirate]

I've certainly learned a lot about your temperament.

[bornofdeath]

And the Doctor could of told you that. Easily.

[primogen_vampirate]

I didn't ask.

And really, one shouldn't believe everything they're told.

[bornofdeath]

You can't trust any date you get. For all you know, I'm having a bad day and that's altered my mood. Or good one. Or that something is affecting my mind?

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, now I think you're just showing off. Observer effect and all.

[bornofdeath]

I'm always showing off. Feel free to add that one to the 'Master' file.

[primogen_vampirate]

I most certainly shall.

[bornofdeath]

[There's a beat of silence. This is beginning to get tiresome. Well, it always was but he was running out of things to say.]

All right, this has been 'cute' and all but either get to the point or I'm hanging up. You have a minute to convince me that I shouldn't just hang up.

[primogen_vampirate]

I think I have everything I need. Lovely chat, my dear. Thank you for your time.

[bornofdeath]

As far as I can tell, you've just wasted my time. And from that alone, I already know you're the Doctor's new little companion. Enjoy his particular brand of whiny angst and fleeting sitcom style romance. Will they, won't they? Oh it's all so magical! [He can't help being sarcastic, this is such a trend lately.] Little advise? All you have to do is save the world and he might finally, you know, value you in the future.