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cape_kore2012-11-07 11:01 pm
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¡peligro! x 001 x audio/video
[The audio feed is a mess of scuffling and cursing. That's the sound of the fountain, there's the sound of your broadcaster stumbling and hitting the ground (with a squeak, so enjoy that), and--ah--
[Here's the video. It's hard to see him immediately; his fingers scraping and scrambling over the screen do a pretty good job of hiding his face--and his expression, crunched tight in panic and confusion and anger--] No. No, no! get off! Fuckers, you sh-shitsucking bastards, you don't get me. You don't get me, I fucking swear, I will zap every last one of you cumstains-- [Where does it break it has to be breakable everything breaks how do you get this thing off?!
[What did you want him to notice it's on? Maybe later. Excuse him as he bites at the wristband of the communicator.]
[Here's the video. It's hard to see him immediately; his fingers scraping and scrambling over the screen do a pretty good job of hiding his face--and his expression, crunched tight in panic and confusion and anger--] No. No, no! get off! Fuckers, you sh-shitsucking bastards, you don't get me. You don't get me, I fucking swear, I will zap every last one of you cumstains-- [Where does it break it has to be breakable everything breaks how do you get this thing off?!
[What did you want him to notice it's on? Maybe later. Excuse him as he bites at the wristband of the communicator.]
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[She winks, clicking her tongue and shooting a gun made out of her fingers like a cool-ass mofo.]
More important question, what's wrong with your face! Aw snap. [Attempt at lightening the mood: initiated. Standby for potential crash and burn.]
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Is this real?
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I'm gonna go with... yes? We've been here about a week now. All of us woke up near that fountain like you did. We just kinda... grabbed houses and moved in. There's cameras everywhere, a box fell from the sky, and when you eat the food from the fridge, it like... magically freakin' appears again the next day. It's so fucked up.
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[What could possibly go wrong? Ha. Kenzi cuts the feed, briefly considers lugging the crossbow and then firmly decides against it. Unarmed it is.]
[Action]
[It's a bit of a walk, but she makes it in less than ten minutes. Nice. She steps into the center, hands up by her head, and cautiously checks out the fountain.]
It's just me. Kenzi. From the video. And I'm warning you, I haven't had my rabies shot, so biting me is totally not allowed.
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[She'll do it, but you can bet there is going to be an intense amount of sighing and eyerolling. There. All turned around.
... And then she drops her hands, glaring.]
Wait. No! Why the hell am I even listening to you? Why aren't you turning around?! I've answered a bajillion of your questions, I am not taking orders from a crazy person that probably spent all his allowance on hair bleach and manic panic!
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It's my name. Do you want me to shut up or answer your stupid questions? Make up your damn mind.
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Who's behind the lenses?
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No clue. Messing with the cameras only gets you a round of electroshock therapy and a nice nap on the carpet. That was a dead-end and a half.
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[That's it. Scary or not, this guy is getting a shove.]
I don't know how many! I live with four-- ... three now. [Fluffy, Sharon, Kurt, Veronica, Sideburns, Other-Nat, Not-Loki, two doctors plus Bruce, Kobra and his roomies... ] Probably under thirty. No radio. No technology at all. They took our phones and anything else that runs on batteries. We've got stoves, fridges, and that's about it. Are you done?
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Sorry. I'm sorry. No touching, I got it. Just-- deep breaths, okay? I take it back!
[It was almost like dealing with a wild animal or an underfae. Impossible to predict their next movements. Bad idea to make them angry. God, she really wished Bo was here.]
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[Anyone willing to put Kenzi in any position of power or let her into an organization was either batshit insane or a very, very, very poor judge of character. She figured the vast amounts of eyeliner would have made that clear. But hey, the guy was still being uber forceful and not letting go, so--]
I swear! No lies. Definitely not lying. If my heart rate is up, it's only because you're kinda bordering on drowning me in the stupid, tacky fountain!
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Where's a fella get a car?
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I'll keep that in mind. Haven't seen any cars. No boats, either. No way out, no way in, no leads. I'm still torn between aliens and zombie apocalypse, but if you have any non-sci-fi related suggestions, I'm all ears. Also, a name would be kind of awesome. Unless you want me to start calling you Fluffy the second. Cupcake works, we could stick with that, too.
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