¡peligro! x 003 x video

[gloryisbullshit]

I need a turntable. Gotta get a table, gotta get one stat. Like records, duh, for those of our viewers too far forward or too far backward, I gotta get me a table like for a ell pee. Help me. Come on, help me. I stole this hand from an artist and this hand from a masseuse, and I got two pockets fulla favors, so come on! This is life and death!

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[video]

[afallenstar]

[ For a moment, Anna just stares away at her communicator with a little confusion, because...well, he doesn't exactly make it easy to follow his train of thought. She flicks on her own feed after a moment, and if she's a little excited about actually being able to speak again, well, you can't really blame her. ]

Do you want some help looking? There might be one around somewhere here..

[video]

[gloryisbullshit]

Yes, yes, roger, mama. Cuz is there be records, it's gotta be there's a record player, right? Cuz who makes shoe without feet? Right? You know where to look?

[video]

[afallenstar]

How about the library, have you checked there? Otherwise I guess the houses around here might be our best bet.

[ She shrugs. Helpful Anna is helpful, Party. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

[Snorts.] Have you got a plan for getting people to let me into their houses? Trust me, I tried. [Breaking and entering tried, but hey, it's an effort!]

[afallenstar]

Ask nicely? We can check the empty houses while you work on your approach.

[gloryisbullshit]

You ask. I'll wear a bag on my head. No one will know. Deal?

[afallenstar]

[ You're getting raised eyebrows, serious raised eyebrows, and even an eyeroll to go with them, but- ]

Fine, I'll ask. But I still think you should.

[gloryisbullshit]

And what, sacrifice my pride? Whattayou think I am?

[afallenstar]

Asking people for things isn't sacrificing pride, you know. It's not like they're not friendly here.

[gloryisbullshit]

No, but asking nicely? Who's been telling you I'm nice?

[afallenstar]

You were nice to me.

[gloryisbullshit]

Were being the operative. I'm now in asshole mode, asshole to everyone. That means you, birdy, so gird your loins.

[afallenstar]

Were? Guess I don't need to ask people to let you in their house to look for record players then.

[gloryisbullshit]

Naaaah, I need you to humanize me! Look, like an agent. Who doesn't wanna be an agent? And I'll be a great rockstar, come on. Perfect pairing.

[afallenstar]

I don't know if I'm such a good agent. [ Shes grinning though, you totally amuse her Party. ] I guess I'll try though. Wouldn't want to upset the balance.

[gloryisbullshit]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I think, right? Anyway-- [AHEM] --seems like you're pretty used to dealing with dickheads, at least.

[afallenstar]

[ While that statement isn't exactly untrue, it is surprising, and she raises an eyebrow at that. ] Oh yeah? Why's that, hm?

[gloryisbullshit]

[Shrug.] Call it a hunch.

You never said you had family here.

[afallenstar]

[ Ah. Yeah, that makes sense. ] Because it's complicated.

Which one did you have the, uh, pleasure of meeting?

[gloryisbullshit]

There's more than one? Sheeyit...

[afallenstar]

Yeah, tell me about it.

Listen- [ There's a moment of fiddling, then the feed is switched to private. ]

They're...abrasive, I know. But they're not really bad guys. Just terrible social skills.

[private]

[gloryisbullshit]

[Oh, he likes this information filter. Someday he'll learn to make one.] You're not actually related to him, right? To Gabriel.

[afallenstar]

He's not actually- well.

[ To say 'not so bad' would be stretching the truth, so instead she just gives a sheepish shrug. There's even a quiet laugh there, somewhere. ]

My family is...big. And kind of mental, for the most part.

[gloryisbullshit]

Respect to you, but he's a dick. A mental dick, for nearly all the parts. Who else?

[afallenstar]

[ She's hesitant to say anything, but well...it's not like he knows what they are, and it'd be really nice to have someone at least know.

So there's a heavy sigh, but she keeps talking all the same. ]

Castiel. And Balthazar. And yeah, they're pretty much all dicks, in their own way.