002 | Kobra Kid | [Video]

[goodluckkobra]

[Kobra's panting hard and wincing down at the little communicator.]

Can anyone who knows how to give stitches come to the church? I can't do it myself on account of it being my arm and also I don't have the supplies. I would kinda prefer one of the pretty doctors, if that's cool.

[He grins, but it's not totally there.]

Turns out I am not a dog person after all.

Comments

[goodluckkobra]

No! Get your own robot. Dan's mine.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Does Lydia count? [A ROBOT]

[goodluckkobra]

No, she's my antagonistic friend-rival. It's like Pokemon, but she's hot.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

[Have a stoopid laugh.] Yeah, she is. What the fuck is a friend-rival? Whatsat even mean?

[goodluckkobra]

Well, it's like we're friends, but we fight and that makes us stronger so that we can be the very best. Also we have OCD and collect all these little monsters for completion's sake, even though half of them are useless gimmicks.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Ah. Ah. So, makes sense she's a fuckin mess over your stupid scratch right? Let's be real: a little dramatic.

[goodluckkobra]

Most of these people aren't used to the shit we are. It's not their faults if they get worked up over nothin'. Half the shit we haven't seen in years, they take for granted.