002 | Kobra Kid | [Video]

[goodluckkobra]

[Kobra's panting hard and wincing down at the little communicator.]

Can anyone who knows how to give stitches come to the church? I can't do it myself on account of it being my arm and also I don't have the supplies. I would kinda prefer one of the pretty doctors, if that's cool.

[He grins, but it's not totally there.]

Turns out I am not a dog person after all.

Comments

[goodluckkobra]

Well, uh... if it makes you feel better, nothing actually makes him calm.

[He shrugs.] He threatened to shank me with some invisible knife he doesn't have. Fuckin' idiot.

[onteamdyson]

KK, if anything, that makes me feel less better. So worse, I guess. Opposites and stuff. Look. The point is, your bro is a scary-ass, fast-talkin' mofo. It's awesome and terrifying at the same time. Mostly terrifying. Not gonna lie. I almost peed my pants.

[She gets all close to the camera so only her left eye and part of her nose is visible] I love these pants, KK. Love them.

Next time, crossbow. That's all I'm saying. Man, I really miss my sword. If I'd had my sword, you wouldn't be bloody and gross and we'd be chillin' right now.

[goodluckkobra]

Really not arguing with any of that. [He snorts.]

You had a fucking sword? Holy shit! What happened to it? Why don't you have it? I wat a sword!

[onteamdyson]

I dunno! I guess it's back home. I didn't bring it with me that night so I guess it's still on my bed. Just had the knife and the crossbow.

[She grins.] Babycakes, if I could get you a sword, I would. You can bank on that.

[goodluckkobra]

That's why your my friend. What kind of crappy friend doesn't get their friends awesome weapons?

I'll talk to my brother, but... yeah, you might just wanna avoid.

[onteamdyson]

Avoiding is good. I'm an expert at avoidance. I'm gonna avoid him so hard he's not even gonna feel it! Because I won't be around. Because avoiding.

[It made more sense before she said it out loud.]

Stay conscious, cowboy. Call me if you need anything. Deal?

[goodluckkobra]

Deal. I'll be fine. It's just a scratch. [A deep scratch, but a very shallow cut!]

Keep your crossbow on you in case any of those wolves show up.