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[porcelainpride]

[Kurt's not having a good couple of days. The jarring and unnerving earthquake had the unfortunate side effect of completely leveling his major base of operations, the diner. So all cookie-baking activity has been moved to his house, which has a much smaller kitchen.

Never one to let troubles get him down, Kurt is carefully picking through the rubble to see if any spatula's survived. He could use the help, if you're passing along.

Or, if you're too far away, he's accidentally(?) left his communicator on, so the song he's softly singing can be heard all over the network.]

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[porcelainpride]

Where I come from, most gods are fundamentally opposed to me.

[Pauses, arching an eyebrow.] I think we're all far from home. But are things decidedly...different in...where-ever you're from?

[whalegod]

Fundamentally opposed to you? [A smile slips across his lips.] Funny. Where I'm from some very proper, power hungry gentlemen have made their own god, one that is very much opposed to me.

Dunwall mostly, but all over Gristol and the Isles. People dress and speak very differently. We certainly have nothing like these. [He raises the communicator on his wrist.] The lights, stoves, everything runs on whale oil... and although we are close to the ocean here, the whales are markedly absent. I can't hear them at all.

What about your home?

[porcelainpride]

Hm. Maybe you're from my past. Or maybe proper power-hungry gentlemen are just a universal thing.

[Now he looks interested.] Whale oil, hm? Interesting. What are the clothes like? [Kurt has priorities.]

Ohio? It's like this, minus the ocean.

[whalegod]

The clothes? I'm not entirely sure how to describe them. Also... it would depend on your place in society. I suppose the most obvious difference I've noticed is that no one here wears vests or overcoats. And no ties of any sort.

Ohio. I've never heard of any place with that name.

[porcelainpride]

If I had them, I would. Maybe not the ties, though. Blaine wears more than enough of those.

It's...difficult to explain. It's small and flat and there are fields. Not a lot is really distinctive about it...cows, too. Lots of cows.