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Bruce Banner | 007 | Voice
Dec. 6th, 2012 11:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
greenisnteasy[Backdated to Day 17.]
Well, folks, guess I'm chief of medical now. How's it going? I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, physicist and physician.
I would like to reiterate the request that you fill me in on some basic medical facts. I'm only asking so I can fill in your charts here, so if you're ever half-eaten by a robot bear, I know not to give you penicillin or codeine or the wrong kind of blood. It'll be bad enough being half-eaten without having an adverse reaction to the treatment, you know?
Filling me in on prior medical history would be a plus. Checkup's optional. You can swing by the clinic and fill out a piece of paper with everything on it yourself, or you can reply here. If you don't want to do it, whatever, but you're waiving your right to sue me for malpractice.
If you don't have medical allergies, or don't know your blood type, or don't want to tell me, that's fine. I would like to ask that you just reply to this with your name or a fake name or something witty, just so I can get a headcount. When we first showed up, Phil took a little census, but we've had people go missing and had some new arrivals since then. It feels like it's time for another one.
That's it! If you want to throw rotten vegetables at me, I'll be in the clinic. Thanks for your help.
Well, folks, guess I'm chief of medical now. How's it going? I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, physicist and physician.
I would like to reiterate the request that you fill me in on some basic medical facts. I'm only asking so I can fill in your charts here, so if you're ever half-eaten by a robot bear, I know not to give you penicillin or codeine or the wrong kind of blood. It'll be bad enough being half-eaten without having an adverse reaction to the treatment, you know?
Filling me in on prior medical history would be a plus. Checkup's optional. You can swing by the clinic and fill out a piece of paper with everything on it yourself, or you can reply here. If you don't want to do it, whatever, but you're waiving your right to sue me for malpractice.
If you don't have medical allergies, or don't know your blood type, or don't want to tell me, that's fine. I would like to ask that you just reply to this with your name or a fake name or something witty, just so I can get a headcount. When we first showed up, Phil took a little census, but we've had people go missing and had some new arrivals since then. It feels like it's time for another one.
That's it! If you want to throw rotten vegetables at me, I'll be in the clinic. Thanks for your help.