cape_kore | what is this / 01

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what is this / 01

[ The transmission starts off audio, a confused voice spluttering to itself as Stiles haplessly hits buttons on his communicator. ]

Okay, well, ya said Cape Kore like that means anything to me, but here's the thing, sucker, is that I've never been to a Cape Anything. --Who even lives near a cape, I'm not a cape kind of --

[ Video! It flips over and the face jumps and makes a few surprised shapes. ]

Well. Hello, guy. That just flashed. Nine-one-one? Hello? I'm, um. I'm not living here. There's been a mistake.

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Hey, I just know what I like. [And it's sex. Who doesn't like a good time? Besides even if Stiles just wants to look, Kobra knows he looks good.]

[ He grins again, flattered or flabbergasted or something his face can't decide on. But his tone's a little self-deprecating when he speaks up again. ]

And that's weird new dudes you just met over the magical wristwatch phone?

[He shrugs.] Having a good time with good-looking people. Besides, you'd Lyds' friend, right? Totally not a stranger at all.

[ You need to stop calling Stiles attractive, Kobra, it's doing funny things to his face that he keeps having to try to repress. ]

[ Well, for a second or two, before, ] Hey, she didn't put you up to this, right?

No one tells me what to do. [It's such a lie. Lydia can order him around all she wants as long as they have sex again later.]

[ SUCH A LIE. Stiles just gives a small laugh. ]

If you haven't been told around at least once, then I am so not believing how well you know Lydia Martin.

Okay, Lydia tells me what to do.

A lot, actually. [But he totally doesn't have to listen!]

I choose to listen, 'cause she's smart and usually right.

Alright, there you go. That's more like the Lydia we all know and love. [ And follow and pine after since grade school and - ]

Just gotta figure out how to keep that dignity intact, but admitting it's the first half of the problem.

[He laughs.]

Look, when your options are dignity or sex with a beautiful lady, your dignity's not worth it.

[Life lessons from Kobra! Aww, yeah!]

Definitely not when it's sex on the ta- -- haaaaaable --

[ Once again, Stiles' mouth moving before his brain can catch up, and then suddenly it's as though Kobra's successfully punched him in the face rather than taught him such a VERY VALUABLE life lesson. ]

Sex, like, penis in- in the vajayjay, that kind of, sex. With Lydia.

[He just gives Stile a look. He's not sure what's worse, his shock or the fact that he just said "vajayjay".]

On second thought, I think I need to keep my clothes on around you.

That's not -

[ AND NOW HE'S STRIKING OUT, the disappointments continue to pile. Stiles' hands throw up into the air for a moment before he's back in frame. ]

My indignation pointed less at the sex and more so at the with Lydia portion of the- you know what, forget it. Congratulations on the getting laid.

Maybe she just has good taste.

[He smiles.] I am attractive and objectively awesome.

Well, okay, given and given! [ Even in rejection, cannot let up on these facts. Dammit. ] But she usually likes 'em, you know, a little more. Muscle-y. [ And less bright. ]

I've been scrawny all my life. I just know how to rock it.

[Honestly, he does know that he's attractive, but he'd been as surorised as anyone when Lyds had gone for it.]

[ Smear campaign temporarily distracted. ]

- Yeah, how do you rock it? Because mostly I just go for the hiding things method.

Confidence, man. Just know that you look awesome and learn some badass karate moves and the ladies will be yours. Guys, too. Some people are really into the skinny thing, especially people who like to hold someone down, if you catch my drift.

[He means kinky bondage, Stiles.]

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