[Action] Arrival post

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Comments

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, you better.

[Damn, Kurt. Now you're speaking Kenzi's language..]

Hmm. I dunno. I kind of like the sound of Philociraptor. Phillomena? Philharmonic orchestra is so overdone. Oh! I got it. Philliam. Agent Philliam Coulson, badass hero wrangler and safety patrol. Wait-- Dammit, I just turned us into glorified hall monitors. Also, there better be lobster in this creepy-hollow fishing village.

[theshield_agent]

[Phil's not sure if he feels blessed or cursed right now.]

Do you know how to cook a lobster?

[Because Phil sure as hell doesn't and that's a good topic change, right? Right?]

[porcelainpride]

I do. I can make a lobster bisque that will compel you to propose marriage to me on the spot. [Hair-flick goes here.]

Now you're changing the subject. Philharmonizer or Philliam?

[onteamdyson]

Can... can we get free food without a contractual obligation, or--?

[What? No. Kenzi stop thinking about food and focus on escape! But food is vital to her delicious existence and if Kurt can cook, they are going to be buddies. Provided there is some strange reason they can't get out of here, but that is so not likely! Right?]

I vote Philliam. We should also poll his co-workers.

[theshield_agent]

I guess I can deal with Philliam and we should not poll my co-workers. One of them can snap your neck with her thighs.

[Not that she will, but it's a pretty cool skill that Phil might find just the tiniest bit attractive. Of course, he also finds Clint's ability to shoot his bow to be incredibly attractive, so maybe he's just a little weird about that sort of thing.]

Oh, shit.

[As they approach the fountain again, Phil is blessed with the wonderful image of his two closest friends fighting each other. He takes off in a mad dash, leaving Kenzi and Kurt behind. He knows they'll be fine for a few minutes.]

[porcelainpride]

[Kurt has a snappy reply all lined up -- except all of a sudden there are people in leather fighting one another next to the tacky fountain and Phil is racing off and sorry, Kenzi, you're the new safest person to be standing near, so prepare to have your personal space invaded by a still-jumpy teenager.]

Oh my god.

[onteamdyson]

[Safe isn't usually a word used to describe Kenzi for quite a few reasons. This is one of them:

She drapes her free arm over Kurt's shoulders, grinning from ear to ear.]

Sweet! Secret agent fight! This is awesome. We should start a betting pool. How much ya got on you? My money's on the guy with massive, crushing, giant arms of doom.

.... Or. We. Can keep people back until it's over. I mean. Whatevs. Your call. [Shruuuug]

[porcelainpride]

...you know what, I am so into the idea of crowd control. Really. It's always been a secret passion of mine.