Kenzi [006] Video

[onteamdyson]

HEY! Hey, not-Loki. Nice one, not scary-as-balls one. My sugar buddy. I need to talk to you! We are desperately in need of delicious food stuffs over here and I know you got some magic fingers. What's a girl gotta do to get a pizza?! And/or a cake. Chocolate milkshakes and burritos are also acceptable. 

Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!

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[onteamdyson]

Just like your boyfrand. Figures. I TRIED, Galen! I tried so hard and you just throw that watery effort and love back in my face! How dare you.

[gleans]

Hey, I lived in a van for a year, dude. I did my time with undercooked insta-food. You can't make me go back there.

[onteamdyson]

I can and I will! ... Yeah, okay, fine, you have a point. Why do you think I'm trying to get the magic man to magic up some food? I'm hunting and gathering. I'm providing for our household! I'm bringing home the bacon.

[gleans]

You a star. So, what, are you friends with that Loki? Or -- Gabriel, whoever he is. Can you sweet talk him into magicking up a guitar?

I am contributing to the problem by tagging you. STILL BED!

[onteamdyson]

WOAH! Woah. Hold up. Gabriel? Pfff-- where did that name come from?

[She shrugs.] Yeah, we're cool. We hang out. Convinced him not to murder someone's face for me, maybe I can get you a guitar. We'll see. You know this probs ends up costing me somewhere down the line, right? You're lucky you're so cute.

NO IT HASN'T BEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES

[gleans]

I don't know? I asked for a name other than Loki, that's what he gave me.

Tell him to put it on my tab? [ A little laugh. ] But -- seriously, I don't know how the hell else we're gonna get food, so maybe he'll be okay about it.

YOU HAVE THREE MINUTES LEFT.

[onteamdyson]

He gave you his name?! He wouldn't tell anyone! He kept making people make shit up. Dude, that's awesome. Nice work.

[AhahahaNO! No tabs for Galen. Unless they are guitar tabs. See what she did there? Yeah. She cool.] It's good, I got it covered, don't worry about. Guess if this doesn't work, I'm taking the crossbow to the woods. Or we're gonna learn to fish.

[gleans]

[ KANYE SHRUG. He wasn't even aware it was a thing. He maybe won't mention it to anyone else, though, just in case. ]

Are there even fish? They're probably fucking poisoned. -- Wait, since when do you have a crossbow, dude?

[onteamdyson]

Dude... since I woke up here. I'm the crossbow girl, that's me. Maybe I just never showed you because I figured you'd shoot your own foot or something. But yeah! I totally have one--... I'm going to have to explain a why at some point, aren't I?

[gleans]

[ He's grinning! But... ] ... Yeah, now I'm wondering. If it has to do with the witch juice, I'm totally not judging.

[onteamdyson]

[Heheh. Ehehehe. Okay, then. Welp. She's just gonna smile awkwardly.]

In an abstract way, yes? It kind of does. UM! So... sometimes-- with my job... I require medieval weaponry? For reasons I can't exactly get into. Tada!

[gleans]

... You can totally tell me if you're, like, a witch hunter or something. [ MAYBE SHE ACTUALLY CAN HELP HIM?!?! ]

[onteamdyson]

[That awkward smile gets a tiny bit smug. She can do this without spilling all the beans. Just a couple beans. Snack-sized portion of bean-spilling.]

Not just witches. Broaden your horizons, young padawan. It's way the hell more than old ladies with bad attitudes, but you're on the right track. And it's not just hunting, but sometimes we do that, too.

[gleans]

[ GRINNING, dammit, Kenzi, you keep getting more and more interesting. ]

So -- I mean, assuming you weren't lying before, you're like a private investigator... for supernatural shit? Armed with crossbows?

[onteamdyson]

[AHA! It doesn't count as blabbing if he figures it out himself.] Dingdingding! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Get this guy a prize. Also, hey, would I lie to you?

... Don't answer that.

[gleans]

Ha! As long as it's about stuff you like, seriously can't tell me... I guess I can live with it. Cuz that is seriously fucking cool.

[ HE'D PRIVATE THE CONVERSATION BUT THEY'RE IN THE SAME ROOM??? SO IT'S ALREADY PRIVATE ]

So, uh -- so I guess it's really good that you talked to Jesse, huh.

[onteamdyson]

[Yeah, deal with it, stalkers. Benefits of living in the same house.]

... HE TALKED TO YOU! Yesssssssssss. Okay, then yes, I did talk to him and it was totally civilized and not at all threatening. [It was attempted threatening. Way different. She scoots closer.] So you know? You know fo sho? I'm sorry if that was way outta line, but I had to know you'd be okay.

[gleans]

[ He laughs a little. HE KNOWS ABOUT THE LAMP. ] Yeah, I'm pretty sure he told me everything. And -- it's fine, I don't know if he would've told me otherwise. And it's really... really something I should know. I'm just having a hard time getting my head around the whole living nightmares are a thing and they'll fuck you up part.

[onteamdyson]

Well, first of all, they aren't going to fuck you up because that isn't happening. We're not letting it happen. We decided. And secondly, [She reaches out to mess up his hair a little.] It's not that unbelievable. It happens. Has happened, kind of-- eeeugh. Branching into need-to-know territory, but you kind of need to know.

[gleans]

[ He runs a hand back through his hair and makes a sort of duh-face. ]

Really need to know. Like, if you know about anything that might help, I wanna hear all of it. I'm not gonna let this happen.

[onteamdyson]

See, that's the thing... I don't know if this is the same thing or not. Not yet, anyway. Like-- I can watch out for stuff I know to watch out for, but it might not be the same thing. The way Jesse described it wasn't what went down with the Mare back home, but there's SO much that they can do that I don't know about.

[Fae-babbling. Not good. Thank god he doesn't think she sounds crazy.] She ended up being really nice after, too. So don't freak.

[gleans]

[ Uuuugh, he rubs at his face with his hands. ] This definitely doesn't sound like something that's actually 'really nice'. What did you say, though? A Mare?

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, yeah! Mare. Like nightmare, get it?! She wasn't so nice at first but desperate times, man. Mystical creatures gotta eat. Wish she wasn't nomming on my bff's brains, but it worked out. It worked out, Galen. You're fine. Now you have two of us watching your back!

[gleans]

[ Don't mind him just... opening and closing his mouth a couple times. ] I -- what, do they make people nightmarish psychos, too? I -- fuck. Sorry. I know, this is just a lot of new shit at once.

[onteamdyson]

Squuuuiiiishyyyyyyyyyyy. [That's it. You're getting hugged, you big doofus.]

I don't know, maybe, mostly they just give you bad dreams and then eat the fear or something and I don't know if it's just because Bo's sooooo irresistible, but they maybe gotta get in a sexy pose to do it! [Which, come to think of it, was probably way weird considering she was preggers at the time. Ew. Babies were in there.] It almost killed her. She couldn't sleep. See? It kind of sounds different, so I don't know.