[FUN GHOUL ➜ VIDEO 003]

[tooghoulforschool]

[Oh hey, what's this. That's definitely the beach. That is definitely the water. And that thing out there... that shiny, beautiful, bright plastic object floating on an expertly crafted raft in the water...

That would be Kobra's car bed.

Ghoul films it sailing merrily in the grey-blue yonder before turning the camera on himself. And wouldn't you know it, he's just grinning away.]

Hope you don't mind. Just thought I'd borrow your bed without askin' first. M'only repayin' the favour, little man, huh? [And the grin. Gets. Bigger. Followed by a scumbag snicker.] Go fish.

As for the rest of you dumb fucks. Who isn't okay after that idiotic fuckin' plan? 'M no doctor, but I can help patch things up if y'need an extra hand. Lemme know.

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[video] mmmmyesgood

[tooghoulforschool]

Only a bonafide genius could come up with something this beautiful. Simple. Elegant. Effective as fuck. [So proud. So proud!] Might have to add a few minor injuries to this mountain of debt repaid if he's after me. Which I know he is.

[Funny how Ghoul doesn't seem too broken up over that. Been itching for a good fight.]

[gloryisbullshit]

[Funny indeed. Party grins and only rolls his eyes a bit.] Look out who yer pickin at, G, he's gonna destroy you if you actually start it.

[tooghoulforschool]

Yeah, yeah. He can try. Moot point, it was all on him. Did you know about this?! Did you fuckin' see who it was? In my bed.

[Giving him shivers just thinking about it. Not the good kind.]

[-->private]

[gloryisbullshit]

He told me. Hey, can you--holdup. [He can do this. HE CAN DO IT--ah, private.] How'd you hear? Ainchu talked to him?

[private foreva]

[tooghoulforschool]

[So proud of you, Poison, so proud. And that is one sneaky smile that isn't exactly happy.] I watch his shit on the network. Keepin' an eye on him. Saw that after the fact and now he deserves a few fists to the face.

[gloryisbullshit]

So, not actually keeping a great eye on him, right? I mean--considering.

[tooghoulforschool]

Might have gotten a little distracted in the process-- Hey! Fuck you! You didn't do better! Where the hell were you? Can't watch every fucking second, P.

[gloryisbullshit]

Didn't say I did do better, but I ain't braaaggin about my watch either! Don't get mad, don't get mean, settle down, ya trashnasty, I'm on your side.

[tooghoulforschool]

[Tch.] Damn well better be. Who else here got your back, huh? It's just us. You, me, and that stupid mother fucker. Ditched the desert and his brain along with it, seems like. The hell kinda decision was that?

[gloryisbullshit]

Fuck if I know! And y'know? Fuck, I know I ain't a pristine role model, but can we agree to keep any magical kinda fuck off the premises? Can you and me make that pact, pull the Kid in later? I swear to god.

[tooghoulforschool]

... [About that--] Starting now, yeah? Pact starting now? No magic in the house starting now.

[gloryisbullshit]

Starting like five minutes ago, no shit.

ICONMATCHINGFTW

[tooghoulforschool]

[Alrighty then. No harm no foul.] Done. It's a done deal. On pain of gut-punches and headlocks, worse if the message don't get through. Magic stays out.

[gloryisbullshit]

Man, I birthed the fuckin concept, what’re you so worked up about?

[tooghoulforschool]

... Nothin'. Not a damn thing. [Certainly not the lady covered in blood without a scratch. Certainly not that.] Just don't want it endin' up in my bed.

[gloryisbullshit]

G, what're you on about? [HE IS NOT A VERY STUPID GUY]

[tooghoulforschool]

I said nothin'. Shut up and help me bring this raft back in before the Kid pisses his pants and cries himself t'sleep.

[gloryisbullshit]

[He sneers and cuts the feed with a little grumbling about how many Ghoul shouldn't make a huge fucking mess if he can't clean it up himself, just MAYBE, but he's along in short order anyway, scowling at the water like it's gonna bite him. He shouts from afar as he walks over.] D'you even have a plan for getting that shit back in?