theshield_agent: (Tall)
Phil Coulson ([personal profile] theshield_agent) wrote in [community profile] cape_kore2012-10-20 01:44 pm

001 | Phil Coulson | [Audio]

This is Phil Coulson. In an effort to keep organized and assess the situation, I'd like to try to get a rundown of everyone here. If I could get everyone to check in with me and let me know what sort of skills they might have, I would really appreciate that. Anything from medical knowledge to combat to cooking or carpentry could be useful and I would love some help with all this clerical stuff.

I'll be in the general store taking inventory if you prefer that to these communicators.


((ooc note: He is compiling a list that will be shown to other characters.))
onteamdyson: (in trouble again?)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-10-20 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Dangit, Phil! I do not need your expert bandage skills! But if you find any bandaids of the hello kitty variety, I think you should bring them back with you ... not for me. For... Steve.

I can pick locks, pockets, and occasionally winning horses at the race track. Also yes, crossbow proficiency and ninja sword badassery and asskicking in general. Also I'm a great listener.
onteamdyson: (can we not die for a sec?)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-10-20 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Best. Ever.]

My previous roomie was kind of really against letting me use guns and thought medieval weaponry was somehow safer? Whatever the reason, we had a wide variety of weapons all over the house and when we didn't have cases, shiz got boring, so we trained. I gave my knife to Kurt, but I can use those, too. And axes. And one time I had a bludgeoning club, that was fun. I really miss my sword...

Uh... we... did it for science?
onteamdyson: (You are making a huge mistake)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-10-21 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know anything about whatever you just said and I'm actually concerned that it's a gaming reference I don't get. You can't be cooler than me at games, Phil. It's just not possible. You out-cool me in real life, let me have my x-box achievements.
onteamdyson: (yes I am serious)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-10-22 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Okay, so I guess I don't have to worry about you out-cooling me at games.

We... live in a really bad neighbourhood? [It's KIND of the truth. She does want to tell Phil, but it's not likely that he'll believe her. Also, betraying Bo's big secret just because she's randomly in some crazy place that is most definitely NOT Toronto is kind of a shitty thing to do.]

Look... I'd tell you if I could, but I can't, so can we just leave it at the fact that I know how and I can help? I want to help. You don't have to trust me, just let me help.
onteamdyson: (right down the middle)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-10-22 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You definitely won't regret it, I promise! Honestly it will probably never come up or even effect you but if it does... I'd totes spill, okay?

[Ha... no way. She laughs.]

What are you gonna do? Get me dipPHILomatic immunity? Just bring home some eggs if you can find 'em. I can manage edible omelettes and some toast.
onteamdyson: (teeheehee)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-10-23 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Not that I know of. [Ha.... haha. Right. Hasn't murdered-- anyone... Does it count if the guy was going to kill your bff's gf? That aside, Kenzi's kind of trouble didn't just disappear. Not without a little magic. She scratches at her arm absently, shaking the image a little.]

I appreciate that, big guy. Seriously. You just kinda let me follow you around, hang out at the house you claimed for your spy-dudes, and now this? Pretty sure I haven't done anything to deserve it yet. Just the eggs. We're good for now.
onteamdyson: (Holy damn I am awesome)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2012-10-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
AHA! That's it! Your nerdness with your love of dungeons and dragons and stuff. That explains everything! I'm a collectible. It all makes sense now...

Also, psht. You guys aren't scary. Any sane person would be all over that opportunity. It's gotta be safer than living with the NOT expertly trained secret agents.