001 | Phil Coulson | [Audio]

[theshield_agent]

This is Phil Coulson. In an effort to keep organized and assess the situation, I'd like to try to get a rundown of everyone here. If I could get everyone to check in with me and let me know what sort of skills they might have, I would really appreciate that. Anything from medical knowledge to combat to cooking or carpentry could be useful and I would love some help with all this clerical stuff.

I'll be in the general store taking inventory if you prefer that to these communicators.


((ooc note: He is compiling a list that will be shown to other characters.))

Comments

[primogen_vampirate]

We'd need a ship, I think.

[theshield_agent]

No boats? I haven't gone down to the docks yet. Great.

[primogen_vampirate]

Is there anywhere to go?

[theshield_agent]

No, idea, but I followed the one road out of town and the bridge is completely destroyed.

[primogen_vampirate]

I suddenly feel like a rat in a maze.

[theshield_agent]

You and me both and I'm not so sure I want to know what's at the end.

[primogen_vampirate]

Probably not cheese.

[theshield_agent]

Right, so... rat poison or electric shocks?

[primogen_vampirate]

The third option. No exit.

[theshield_agent]

[Better than electrodes on his testicles, he supposes.]

Well, there has to be some way out. Just because there are no boats or bridge doesn't mean there aren't other ways.

[primogen_vampirate]

I suppose there's always the supernatural.

[theshield_agent]

I left my teleportation powers at home. You?

[primogen_vampirate]

Likewise, I'm afraid. But we're only two people, darling. There are untapped resources among the refugees.

[theshield_agent]

That's true, but I left all of my friends who fly at home. [He clears his throat.] That wasn't actually sarcasm. This would be easier with one of them here.

[primogen_vampirate]

You have friends who fly.

[theshield_agent]

To be fair, one of them needs a special suit to do it.

[primogen_vampirate]

Ah, well, that makes it more logical.

[theshield_agent]

There is nothing logical about Tony Stark. I just don't try. We'll find a way out, though. There's got to be a way.

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, I'll leave it to you and Carter to put together that task force. As for me, I'll assume the worst and continue to set up shop.

[theshield_agent]

Sounds good to me. Let me know if there's anything you want me to keep an eye out for.

[primogen_vampirate]

Aye, aye.