001 | Phil Coulson | [Audio]

[theshield_agent]

This is Phil Coulson. In an effort to keep organized and assess the situation, I'd like to try to get a rundown of everyone here. If I could get everyone to check in with me and let me know what sort of skills they might have, I would really appreciate that. Anything from medical knowledge to combat to cooking or carpentry could be useful and I would love some help with all this clerical stuff.

I'll be in the general store taking inventory if you prefer that to these communicators.


((ooc note: He is compiling a list that will be shown to other characters.))

Comments

[saltline]

I'm not at all useful...and you kind of sound like a fed, man. [ Dean's trust isn't easily earned these days. For all he knows, one of these people were responsible for them being there. ]

[theshield_agent]

I am a fed, but unless you're a criminal operating on a pretty big scale, I honestly don't care what you've done, kid.

[saltline]

Oh yeah, globally known terrorist back where I'm from. [ ...well he was classified as a terrorist in the United States. There is some truth to that. ]

I'm guessing the census is a sign you people have no idea what the Hell is going on.

[theshield_agent]

Not a clue, but hopefully we can figure this out. I don't know about you, but this is beyond unsettling, even if it is a little nicer on the outside than where I was before.