001 | Phil Coulson | [Audio]

[theshield_agent]

This is Phil Coulson. In an effort to keep organized and assess the situation, I'd like to try to get a rundown of everyone here. If I could get everyone to check in with me and let me know what sort of skills they might have, I would really appreciate that. Anything from medical knowledge to combat to cooking or carpentry could be useful and I would love some help with all this clerical stuff.

I'll be in the general store taking inventory if you prefer that to these communicators.


((ooc note: He is compiling a list that will be shown to other characters.))

Comments

[likely_evil]

If he likes you, you probably could bribe him.

[theshield_agent]

Good, because I don't think my usual tactics of intimidation and concussing will work.

[likely_evil]

Pretty much. But stake covered in the blood of his victim is supposed to work. Just in case you ever need to. I think I qualify as a repeat victim.

[theshield_agent]

Wonder if I'd count. [He thinks for a moment.] Different Loki and technically I'm not a victim... yet.

[likely_evil]

Not all that sure on how alternate realities work in relation to spells. I'm not a wizard.

[theshield_agent]

I have a feeling finding out might end painfully for me, so I think I'm just going to keep that to theoretical discussion only.

[likely_evil]

I would suggest that. Probably the smartest plan.