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[sellerofsins]

Huh. Well isn't this just nice and cosy? Not exactly where I want to be but isn't it always so delightful when someone intervenes with your busy day for their own amusement and drops you in the middle of fuck knows where?

[Meet Crowley. The annoyed looking man currently glaring into the camera. He doesn't know who you people are or what's going all, all he knows is that he probably hates you. All of you.]

Let me guess, this is somehow the Winchesters' fault? Always is, never a moments peace. Boys, boys, boys. Not in the mood to play today, I have better things to do. Forgive me if I don't plan to stick around.

So, if anyone out there can kindly point me to the nearest exit, I will be most grateful.

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[sellerofsins]

Oh wonderful. [That was what he was looking for. Not answers or an exit, just some home spun tales of idiots!] I assume she's not here. And that we don't have a Karaoke machine? Those things were genuinely made by the devil.

[noblexcompanion]

Na, she's not here. And I'm pretty sure a karaoke machine is far too technological for this place. The electronics are pretty dated.

[sellerofsins]

How dated? I'm not saying I can't live without gadgets but give a bloke a fair warning.

[noblexcompanion]

Well, there's the communicators and the Big Brother cameras. But beyond that? The kitchen junk is about as hi-tech as it gets.

[sellerofsins]

Ah the dark ages take two? Can't say I'm not heartbroken personally.

[Plus lots of idiots willing to trade souls for ipods!]

[noblexcompanion]

Not quite that bad, but a definite step down from what most of us are used to.

So, found yourself a place to live yet? Reckon if you're stuck here you might as well make the most of it.

[sellerofsins]

I'll find one, I'm working towards it. I'm still exploring all possible options before finding an adorable little place on the upper west side.

[noblexcompanion]

As long as you're not expecting the Ritz.

[sellerofsins]

After the introduction I got? Not a chance.

[noblexcompanion]

Just try not to get eaten by the local wildlife or kidnapped by mad scientists and you'll be fine.

[sellerofsins]

Somehow I think I can manage.

[noblexcompanion]

Glad to hear it. So, you got a name?

[sellerofsins]

Crowley. You?

[noblexcompanion]

Donna. Donna Noble.

[sellerofsins]

I'll look forward to seeing you around.

[noblexcompanion]

House 2 if you're ever in need of a cuppa.

[sellerofsins]

I'll keep that in mind. Toodles!

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I'll keep that in mind. Toodles!

<small.[And with that, he disconnects.]</small>