005 | Tony Stark | Video
[ For a fleeting moment, Tony Stark’s face fills the screen. Those who know him might recognize his piercing eyes and his immaculately kept hair, perfectly trimmed and styled to look like the dashing figure of the celebrity he is back home. Maybe his skin’s a little paler than usual. And maybe some of its imperfections are gone. But it’s difficult to tell, because it only lasts for a moment.
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
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Oh, come on. This isn't my fault.
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Right. Sorry. It isn't.
This just means something is going on again.
Maybe we should have tried to bust out sooner.
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[ Maybe he's joking, maybe he's not. ]
My senses are sharper. I'm stronger and faster. Really, this is kind of cool.
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I'm glad one of us got lucky with this crap.
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God, it's a good thing you're sparkly right now.
[ That will help her stop thinking about having sex with him, right? Of course, it doesn't seem to be doing the trick at the moment, but maybe if they meet in person? No. No, she can't risk it. ]
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Suspicious, he backs into the shade of the house, effectively blocking out the sun's light enough that the sparkling disappears. ]
There. Look. No more sparkles. Seriously, what's going on what? What are you?
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I'm not about to go on a rampage, if that's what you're worried about. I'm still me-shaped. I don't think I'm any stronger than I was before.
I'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry about it.
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[ He glances around, then starts walking in the direction of Sharon's house. ]
Tell you what. I'll come find you.
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No, Tony.
I'm- It's dangerous, okay? I'm dangerous.
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I'm a vampire. I don't think it gets much more dangerous than that.
[ That sounds like the opposite of convincing. ]
I'm not craving blood though, so you don't have to worry about that. Or anything else. I'm coming to help to you. Deal with it.
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I'm a fucking succubus, Tony!
So stay away!
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That's sort of a contradiction. Succubus. Stay away.
[ But he stays where he is, trying to remember what he's heard about the things. ]
Did you eat a guy already? Is that how you know?
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And so far, I haven't been doing a good job of- of controlling myself.
[ Jesus. Of all the people she could be talking this over with... ]
So would you please stay away?
[ She doesn't need to make this worse by saying Natasha has already offered to help, especially given what sort of help Natasha is offering. Tony knowing as much as he does and possibly remembering it to taunt her with later are bad enough. ]
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[ That'd be too easy. Tony is many things, and he shares many unfortunate traits with his father, but he isn't a philandering cheat, and even with a perfectly viable excuse I got attacked by a succubus! - he won't do it. ]
And even I can't spin publicly jerking off into something positive and acceptable. So what're you going to do when you get hungry? You got someone to help you with that or should I try to find someone for you?
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I don't know. I think- If I take too much energy, I might kill the person. I can't do that.
Natasha... [ She hesitates, but the fact of the matter is that Tony has been impressively helpful so far. Even understanding. She might as well tell him. ] Natasha is going to tie me up. To make sure.
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Just don't let her starve you to death, okay? There are plenty of people here, if you need to take the edge off.
[ And since he can't drink, he's just going to have to deal with being sexually frustrated. Vampire blue balls, not so much fun. Even when they sparkle. ]
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We'll work something out. I'll be in touch when all of this is over, okay? Until then... [ She forces a weak grin. ] You might want to work on your tan. You're so pale even I wouldn't necessarily sleep with you.
[ Although now that she thinks about it... She looks at Tony anew, then catches herself and hastily turns off the feed. ]