005 | Tony Stark | Video

[manofiron]

[ For a fleeting moment, Tony Stark’s face fills the screen. Those who know him might recognize his piercing eyes and his immaculately kept hair, perfectly trimmed and styled to look like the dashing figure of the celebrity he is back home. Maybe his skin’s a little paler than usual. And maybe some of its imperfections are gone. But it’s difficult to tell, because it only lasts for a moment.

Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]

Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.

[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.

And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]

Do I dazzle you?


(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)

Comments

[manofiron]

[ It's Tony's turn to whistle, and raise his eyebrows, but he's so far from alarmed that he couldn't be less freaked out. He's got a high tolerance for the weird and unusual, he can't help it. ]

Looks more like that Michael J. Fox movie. Teen Wolf, I think it was. Guy turned into a werewolf. Although, now that I think about it, the werewolf part looked more like a yeti.

[ He shrugs. Whatever. It was the 80s. ]

I blame bad Eighties special effects.

[rigging]

[ To be fair, he freaked Ned out. Ned is easy to freak out. Jesse's grin is almost wolfish. ]

That works too. S'the terrible special effects that make the eighties the best, don't even front. [ La la la, not taking any of this seriously. ] So like - does that make us immortal enemies? I dunno if I count you as a real vamp if you sparkle.

[manofiron]

Well, I don't know. That depends. Do you:

[ He holds up a sparkling finger. ]

One. Wish to steal my soulmate from me?

[ A second finger joins the first. ]

Two. Want to imprint on our impossible to exist yet still somehow existing savior of the world daughter?

[ Another finger joins the other two. ]

Three. ...I don't really have a three. I never paid that much attention to those movies.

[rigging]

Ew, no, no imprinting on babies, man. [ He laughs. ] I already got myself a mate, I don't need your offspring.

[ Shrug. ] Alright, so not immortal enemies, that works. Ay, what's gonna happen when you - uh, get hungry?

[manofiron]

I'm happy to know that I won't have to kill you in a demonstration of jealous possessiveness.

[ He's kidding. He wouldn't actually kill anyone over something like that. ]

If I get hungry, I'll deal with it. I went without food before. It's uncomfortable, but I lived and I can do it again.

[rigging]

[ Jesse... might, in his current form. Oops. But that's besides the point! He peers at Tony. ] Mm. Alright.

But hey - look, it gets too bad? Lemme know. Seriously, man, I can offer up a vein. [ He gives Tony a very serious look. ] It ain't gonna hurt me, so don't worry.

[manofiron]

Thanks. But really. It's fine. I'm fine. It's no big deal.

[ And in Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. ]

[rigging]

Yeah, alright. [ He wrinkles his nose maybe a little. ] Ay, go have fun with it. Gimme a shout if you need it - I'll let y'know if I need a baby t'imprint on in the future, alright?

[manofiron]

Will do! And do us a favor and don't stand outside the window howling all night. I might not need to sleep, but the rest of the house does.