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005 | Tony Stark | Video
[ For a fleeting moment, Tony Stark’s face fills the screen. Those who know him might recognize his piercing eyes and his immaculately kept hair, perfectly trimmed and styled to look like the dashing figure of the celebrity he is back home. Maybe his skin’s a little paler than usual. And maybe some of its imperfections are gone. But it’s difficult to tell, because it only lasts for a moment.
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
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[ He'd blame the awkwardness on being a sparklepire, but that's always been a part of him. ]
Look. Just take your shirt off, wear one of those leather strappy harness things, maybe braid some of your hair, and you'll be perfect.
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[This is terrible. It is. He doesn't care right now. He needs the laugh.]
So you sparkle, I'm a goatman, you think anyone around he did turn into a nubile forest nymph?
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Um...
[ What are words? ]
Well, someone better have turned into a nubile forest nymph or I'm going to be disappointed.
[ And now he's got a sparkling boner, though thankfully, his jeans and the communicator's limited field of view hide it. ]
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[Okay, it would be nice if Ruby was one of those people. It really is a shame about his legs. And... he needs to stop thinking like this. He's still married, damn it.]
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[ Except Tony really shouldn't be and yanks his mind out of the gutter. ]
Maybe you should put out a nymph call. I mean, people do these booty calls all the time. They work, I don't see why requesting a specific kind of person wouldn't.
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Not that it's not tempting, Tony, but I think I'd better not. I don't work that way.
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[This is ridiculous, and the full brunt of it hits him suddenly. He laughs again.]
Don't tempt me.
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But hey, I get it. I do. Adultery's not really my thing either.
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Last time I listen to a sparkling vampire for advice, then.
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[ Like drag shows. He makes a mental note to harangue Wallie to joining the one he and Gabriel are going to put on in the summer. ]
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Fabulous neck-biting. Are you seriously a sparkly vampire?
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[ He makes a few faces, pokes and prods at his mouth, and finally, just when he'd about given up on it, he makes the fangs appear. ]
See?
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Okay, that's pretty nifty. Why didn't I get anything like that? That just isn't fair.
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[ He smiles, showing off the fangs. ]
Want me to bite you, Wallie?
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No. No, thank you, Tony.
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That's probably for the best, really. It's kind of a hassle.