005 | Tony Stark | Video
[ For a fleeting moment, Tony Stark’s face fills the screen. Those who know him might recognize his piercing eyes and his immaculately kept hair, perfectly trimmed and styled to look like the dashing figure of the celebrity he is back home. Maybe his skin’s a little paler than usual. And maybe some of its imperfections are gone. But it’s difficult to tell, because it only lasts for a moment.
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
Two luminous, glowing red orbs suddenly fill the screen as Tony pulls the communicator closer. His lips curve into a devilishly mischievous smirk, but hidden as it as by the limitations of the camera, no one can appreciate it. When he speaks, his voice is a low, throaty purr, edged with just a hint wickedness. ]
Cape Kore. I’ve got a question for you.
[ He moves his arm, pulling it back so more of his finely muscled torso and broad shoulders can be seen. In his skin-tight tank top, there’s plenty of pale, flawless skin to behold. Slowly, he stalks from the shadows of his home’s porch into the brilliant light of the morning.
And the sun, rising over the horizon, fans rays of light over his skin, setting it alight, sparking flashes of fire like a diamond. It’s as though the man is no man at all, but a being of light, angelic and perfect. ]
Do I dazzle you?
(A/N: omg this is my first time writing one of these!! plz be gentle. my poor babu is having a bad day. it will get better tho~ ^_^)
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[ He starts to stand up, though the tub is kind of slippery. ]
I am more bad ass than you, though, huh?
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[ He comes over and holds out an arm, ready to help him out if he needs it. ]
I think anyone that doesn't look like they just won Miss Drag Queen Universe is probably more badass than me right now.
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[ He takes Tony's arm as he steps out of the tub with a laugh. ]
Drag queens are totally badass.
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[ He's laughing as he says it. The facial hair alone is proof that he's never been a drag queen, although if the opportunity came around, he'd probably try it once. ]
Have you done this yet? The whole biting thing? Because I'm still kind of... trying to figure out how to get the fangs to come out when I want them to.
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[ He is kind of hungry, though. ]
Heals suck in the desert, though. I'm more of a combat boot transvestite, myself.
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[ Maybe the less said about the desert, the better. ]
See, as far as the hunger's concerned, I'd like to think we just don't eat people. People I talk to keep saying about how it's so overwhelming, but I've starved before. It's not a new thing for me. Neither is wanting something so badly I can't stop thinking about it. [ He's a sparkling vampire, he might as well admit it. ] I'm an alcoholic, obsessing over things that are bad for me is what I do.
Thing is, this isn't a surprise. It's not like a movie where we don't know what we are. We're vampires. We get it. So we just control it like the rational people we are. That's what sets us apart from the animals, right?
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[ Saying that he might be an alcoholic downplays all the other shit a little too much. ]
Willpower of steal up in here, man.
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Where do you want to try this? Living room? Bedroom? I was asleep when this happened to me. I don't know if it's an uncomfortable thing or not.
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[ He grins for about half a second and then he wipes it off pretty quickly. ]
That was a joke. I know you and Bruce are all. [ He moves his arm in some vague gesture. Honestly, he's not sure what they are and he's not going to pretend, but they're together or whatever. ]
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You're friends with Bruce?
[ Otherwise, how in the hell does he know about the two of them being together? Not that it's a secret, but he didn't know they were friends. ]
Yeah, we're a thing. Together. Happened a few days after that botched escape attempt.
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[ He laughs, both because that's stupid and because it's really clear that Tony's lost track of some things... like that whole "hot hands" thing. ]
Wait, how cool would that be? I wish I was a psychic vampire.
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[ He rolls his eyes, still hating this whole Twilight garbage. But he's attentive on the way to Kobra's bedroom, keeping watch for any stray bits of sunlight that might harm him. ]
I think the speed thing is so that I can save unsuspecting girls from being hit by cars.
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[ Yeah, he just called dibs on someone else's harem. What of it? ]
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[ Still, it would be nice to have one just to say that he did. Alas, he does not. ]
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[ He throws his arms up. ]
I totally want to bite someone, though. I bet it'll be cool. I'll make sure not to totally eat them, though. Just a little snack.
[ He throws on his best flirty grin. ]
Excuse me, ma'am, but you look good enough to eat.
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[ Playing along, Tony bats his eyes at him in an overly exaggerated coquettish manner. Inwardly, however, he’s thinking about biting someone and having no idea how to properly drink someone else’s blood. He’s thinking about being bitten and how much that probably hurts. He’s thinking about a new vampire, eager to feed, and having no idea how to do it without hurting someone.
Mostly, he thinks life is out to get him. It puts these situations right in front of him and there’s just no way he can resist walking into them. ]
Listen. Tell you what. Here. [ He tips his head to the side, offering Kobra the length of his neck. ] Try it. Better a willing victim than an unsuspecting one, right? Make sure you can do it before you go terrorizing the puny mortals.
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He closes the space between them quickly, sinking his teeth neatly into Tony's neck. He has no way of knowing that his bite is pretty much an instant orgasm to most creatures. ]
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What he isn't expecting is the flood of sensation that's completely opposite of the pain he's bracing for. ]
Jesus fucking...
[ He grabs onto Kobra's shirt, needing the support as his eyes close involuntarily and his head tips backward, giving him as much to as possible. It's a little shameless, maybe, but the last thing he thought it would feel is good. ]
That's—Goddamn that feels good.
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He pulls back to lick the marks, wrapping an arm around Tony's neck to help him. ]
Oh yeah? Well, that's fuckin' fun, huh?
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[ It's like his brain is made of mush, possibly because it relocated somewhere down below his belt. ]
Yeah. Definitely that's—Fun's kinda an understatement.
[ Is it cheating if he asks him to do it again? Tony isn't sure. Technically, there's no sex. But it feels like sex. That's probably bad.
Maybe. ]
You wanna do that again, I'm not gonna say no.
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Yeah? You sure that's a good idea? I don't think you and Bruce need an actual reason for jealousy.
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Okay. Point taken. That's not—I wouldn't do that kind of thing to him.
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[ He grins. It's not a threat and he doesn't want it to be taken as such. He's got Bruce's back and, psycho jealousy aside, he wants to have Tony's back, too. ]
But I don't think you'd hurt him, at least not on purpose. I think I might need a permission slip for further biting, though.
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Yeah. Noted.
[ The amusement value has gone out of this in a hurry, though, and he takes a few more steps away. Party's over, Tony's going home. ]
Try not to make a bunch of vampire minions, okay?
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I promise to only give out orgasms and not fangs.
[ He tries to offer Tony a smile. ]
Be careful out there. There's a lot of poachers lookin' for a good disco ball.
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