002 || Britta Perry || Day 58 || video

[brittanator]

[ Britta's face is obscenely close to the screen, and something about her face looks more angular than normal. She pulls herself back, then quickly dips to grab something and hold it tighter to her chest. Her shoulders are bare, as is... the rest of her. She's concocted a dress made out of Kleenex, but she seems to be struggling with it. ]

WHAT THE EFF?

Who did this! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

I'm pretty sure these wings are real, okay? Whoever did this? Not cool, dude. Not cool!

And whatever you did with Annie? You'd better undo it right now.

Annie? If you're out there? Come home, okay? I need you.

[ And not just to help Britta find clothes that fit. Britta needs to know her little sister is okay. ]

Comments

[brittanator]

I'm already on the twelfth draft of my letter. It's gonna be such a doozy, I swear to whatever entity or lack thereof you choose to believe in. It's gonna make them wet themselves!

[manofiron]

I hope there's a section in there about having appropriate clothes on hand. Somehow I don't think tissues really cut it.

[brittanator]

Right?

And I can't fit kids' clothes, and Barbie clothes are too small. It's, like, do they even know what modesty is? Because this? This is not conducive to it.

[manofiron]

Tell you what. I'll make you some. They won't be designer quality, but they'll be better than a Kleenex.

[brittanator]

Really?

[ And guess who just became her favorite person here! ]

That'd be great! Definitely.

I guess I'd better get started on the weed.

[manofiron]

I'll bring them by tomorrow morning. How's that sound? I don't sleep, so it gives me something to do besides stare at the shadows all night.

[brittanator]

That sounds great! I'll go look for some weed! [ Britta's pretty good at finding it, if she says so herself. ]

And hey, if you see someone who looks like a doe-eyed, brunette Disney princess who answers to the name Annie, could you let me know? She's our roomie, but none of us have seen her since this started.

[manofiron]

You bet. I'll keep an eye out.

See you tomorrow.