002 || Britta Perry || Day 58 || video

[brittanator]

[ Britta's face is obscenely close to the screen, and something about her face looks more angular than normal. She pulls herself back, then quickly dips to grab something and hold it tighter to her chest. Her shoulders are bare, as is... the rest of her. She's concocted a dress made out of Kleenex, but she seems to be struggling with it. ]

WHAT THE EFF?

Who did this! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

I'm pretty sure these wings are real, okay? Whoever did this? Not cool, dude. Not cool!

And whatever you did with Annie? You'd better undo it right now.

Annie? If you're out there? Come home, okay? I need you.

[ And not just to help Britta find clothes that fit. Britta needs to know her little sister is okay. ]

Comments

[manofiron]

Are you wearing a tissue?

[ Sorry, Britta. Nudity kind of overrules the whole fairy thing at the moment. ]

[hung_garian]

Really? Cause from where I'm standing, it's kind of hilarious.

(audio)

[disbar]

[ Even if they are living together, no way is Britta getting the satisfaction of seeing... this. That luxury doesn't go both ways, though, and there are many excellent jokes that spring to mind for a later date. ]

You lost Annie?

video

[venatical]

Are you wearing a Kleenex?

[ This is terrible. People are turning into things and freaking out, and this morning Dean sneezed while thinking really hard about lollipops, and then there was a lollipop in his hand. And then he ate an entire pie that he made out of thin air.

So it's terrible, and this chick's having a serious issue, but Dean's on his second pie and so... things are...

...kind of great.

He doesn't hide his snicker. ]

What are you going to do if it rains? Or we all catch colds?

[buttsoupbarnes]

[Troy discovers Britta by essentially walking into her. He almost instinctively swats her away.]

Wh- Britta?

[His tail perks up in curiosity]

Is that seriously you? I was gonna accuse you of this very unfunny and very racist prank someone has pulled on me-

[He gestures towards the monkey tail]

-but clearly you have your own problems. What the hell is going on? How did you- WHAT!?

[Just... what. Troy is so torn between being scared and thinking this is totally awesome.]