[VOICE; LOCKED to "Pendragon"]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Someone hasn't eaten in a few days and is starting to get peckish. She's hesitant to go down this road, but so far this is the only prospect aside from Carter, who she respects a bit too much.

So her lazy drawl comes on over the communications network, appropriately in ancient Norse because...why not?]

I'm starting to think that you were all talk, darling.

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[primogen_vampirate]

[She frowns a little bit.]

Yes, well. I suppose we'll just have to see.

[hung_garian]

Kidding, honey.

[He smirks over at her.]

If I'm your only test subject, I don't mind not being experimented on by other folks.

[This is the worst metaphor ever.]

Y'know, if you care about scientific exclusivity.

[Though, uh, he's not talking about monogamy, he's talking about vampires, but he doesn't feel the need to clarify.]

[primogen_vampirate]

You'll find, my dear, that my loyalty is hard-earned. But also fiercely true.

[hung_garian]

That's good to know. You'll probably find mine's not worth earning. God of mischief, etc. - I'm kind of renowned for being capricious.

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, you're certainly going to keep life interesting.

[hung_garian]

I like to think so.

[primogen_vampirate]

[She offers him her hand.]

[hung_garian]

[He looks at it with a raised eyebrow for a moment, then takes it.]

[primogen_vampirate]

Let's keep it interesting.

[She shakes his hand.]

[hung_garian]

Please. We couldn't be boring if we tried.

[primogen_vampirate]

[She laughs.]

I think I rather agree.

[hung_garian]

Course you do. Interesting little fact about me, I'm always right.

[primogen_vampirate]

What a left-handed remark.

[hung_garian]

Har, har.

[He sticks his tongue out. Heaven's deadliest weapon, right.]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Mina laughs. This man is the most interesting person she's met in a very long time. And that's saying something.]

I think our collective wit will be the death of us. Or, more enjoyably, everyone else.

[hung_garian]

Watch out, sweetheart, you're starting to sound a little bit Draculaic.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, I assure you. I have nothing to do with the Ordo Dracul.

Introverted oddballs. All of them.

[hung_garian]

Well, of course. How silly of me.

[primogen_vampirate]

Vampires must be very different in your world.

[hung_garian]

Mm. Well, maybe. Can't say I hang out with them much. They certainly don't do your little sparkly trick.

[primogen_vampirate]

The vampires in my world don't do it either, I assure you.

Perhaps sometime when we're very bored or very drunk, I'll give you a history lesson.

[hung_garian]

Oh, goody. History lessons are always my go-to entertainment when I'm already feeling bored.

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, it's always better while intoxicated.

[hung_garian]

True, but, uh, good luck getting me into a state of inebriation. It's a lot easier said than done. Which is a shame, 'cause I could do with a bit of drunken disorder, but hey, what can you do.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, what a pity.

Well, I believe anything is possible.